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When you both lean in to kiss but the brims of your wizard hats collide
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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class
We’re bros
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okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it
so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom
instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:
where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)
just… isn’t that way better???
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The “how many planks can you replace in a boat before it’s not the same boat anymore” puzzle, except “how many mods can you install on Skyrim before you’re not playing Skyrim anymore”

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John Boyega talks about how he feels about BB-8 - Full video
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this episode of mythbusters started with an apology holy shit
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The science world is freaking out over this 25-year-old's answer to antibiotic resistance
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first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw
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So uh… anyone remember this image floating around on the internet?
Well do I have news for you…
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so nasa opened up applications to be an astronaut and all u have to have is a degree in the “right” field like ok nasa i see how it is u think an english lit major cant go to space well then tell me whos gonna analyze homoerotic subtext in space??? i kno theres homoerotic subtext in space ive seen star wars AND star trek
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mount st helens joke for my pacific northwest followers
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