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So, I'd like you to imagine a world where watching cartoons had become suddenly super popular over the course of a few years. Huge burst in popularity. Suddenly everybody's talking about animation. Except: -Most of those new viewers only watch Family Guy, and a good chunk of older viewers stopped watching anything except Family Guy. -Most of these new viewers have got into the habit of just listening to the audio of Family Guy, 'cos the actual animation's kinda ugly, and normally just turn the screen off and listen to the cartoon like a podcast. -These new viewers, whenever they try watching any new animation - from Bob's Burgers to Cowboy Bebop - turn the screen off and just listen to the audio, and then don't understand why these shows are any different and go back to Family Guy because it's familiar. Imagine being an animator in this world. Imagine pouring your soul into the craft of making a drawing move and emote and live, the hours of painstaking effort taken over animating a single scene. Imagine talking to supposed fans of animation who don't even bother looking at the screen to see what you've produced. Imagine making a film like Redline, a celebration of visual art and an absolute technical slam-dunk, and it flops because it's a visual medium and nobody has their screen turned on, and people go back to talking to you about Family Guy with the screen turned off.

This is what it often feels like being a designer of tabletop games in 2024. Why yes, I *am* salty.

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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

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I'm not a huge DBZ person but I do love Mexican food so regardless I have a high respect for toriyama's work

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i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes

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It doesn't matter if it's your OC, you shouldn't lewd a minor

Finneas is a 24 year old grown man.

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I wish I could make cats understand the concept of fairness. Of hypocrisy. I wish next time Beatrice was eating I could stick my hand in her bowl and dig around and say "see? Not very nice is it?" And she would say "I understand now father you're right". But instead? Big fat paw in my soup

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cats love to look out the window yuup thats the world

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dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

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VTM has a very fun system where everyone says what they plan on doing, in order of lowest roll to highest, and you can use the information gained from the people who spoke ahead of you to plan your turn, the turn is then resolved highest to lowest

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guy in a band @ his gf: hey I wrote you a song…..kinda nervous

stacy: aww no it’s okay let’s hear it :)