⚠️ 18+🔞 dennis ♊️ 30s 🏙 boston 💉 i barely follow anyone; nothing personal if we interact but i don't follow back!! 🤗 saw ❤️ tag me in posts w planes/math/radiaton 🥰
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i wish baseball era scott patterson would pitch a long distance fastball towards me just chillin w my legs spread while watching the game, the pitch boring straight thru my pants and obliterating my cervix, where it then deposits directly into my uterus impregnating me instantly
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i took too much xanax and ketamine last night bc i desperately just wanted SOMETHING to knock me out in this heat and subsequently woke up to all these chrome tabs that are literally just strahm or just other scott patterson images/videos. i don't recall a thing
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#OHHHHGGHGHGHHHHH THERE IT FIUCKING ISSSSSSSSSSSS#I REMEMBER SO VIVIDLY#I WAS THERE ON THE FRONTLINES#75% OF WHY RUSSELL CROWE IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE ACTOR IS THIS TWITTER INTERACTION
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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow
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Just stumbled across your blog and I have nothing but respect for the intensity with which you post about Saw movies. I wish I had that much c--- ask cancelled I just dropped three empty water glasses off my night stand by trying to adjust my pillow and panicked about water going into the electronics before realising all three were empty.... ....... Anyway, LOVE your energy, your creativity with words is inspired, and btw your outfit for the No Kings protest was beautiful!! :-)
i am coming over right now immediately to use my janitor expertise to help clean up your water misfortune to thank you for your kind words. btw idk how old you are but believe me....as you progress thru your thirties that courage builds up fast in an "i don't care how publicly weird i get about my middle aged men" kind of way. don't let go of that patience
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i wish baseball era scott patterson would pitch a long distance fastball towards me just chillin w my legs spread while watching the game, the pitch boring straight thru my pants and obliterating my cervix, where it then deposits directly into my uterus impregnating me instantly
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unrestrained summer fun

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#jaime#nebulous weekend#ONE DAY.#(i am forcibly introducing you to my dad's ever-present lingering basement specter)
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Peter Strahm's happy trail press button if you agree

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definitely at the top of my "worst things i've found" collection
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every time a mutual that I have uplifted to celebrity status in my head likes or reblogs something from me I get a little zing. chasing that high like a crack addict the way I'm putting stuff on my blog specifically so that they interact with it
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