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eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month
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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible
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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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Fuck my life guys i wish i was a LED strip inside of a vape shop
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