sk3lii
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i need this faggot evicted out my fucking house immediately
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little gay ppl in my phone youβre in my pocket rn next to my boner
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my lyre sings only of love and my finger hits follow only on bad bitches. apparently.
#EVERY0NE ON MY DASH KEEPS POSTING FACE AND MOGGING ME#SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE BE CHOPPED IM FUCKING BEGGING#DONT LEAVE ME DOWN HERE TO DIE ALONE PLEASE PLEAEE PLEASEEE
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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."
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some of you people on here are literally in hell.
since it's fine to tell bad ppl to kill themselves, do you think the same should be for saying they should be raped? is it the same as saying a ceo should get the guillotine? (based on a post i saw)
-i dont think saying that or kys is fine
-i just think kys is fine
-they're both fine
-kys and assault are two very different things
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literally on top of a mountain in my car rn watching the sunset w my chicken salad looking chopped as fuck listening to horrible nerd music and im scrolling on tumblr. its so over for me.
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my friends have this gugafoods bot that they use as their sick twisted AI pawn and i hate it and i rarely talk to it. but i checked in on it after months and now someone programmed him to constantly gain new meters each message he sends
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does anyone else remember when welcome to nightvale was a thing and everyone drew the main guy as a blond white guy like the twink from atlantis and people would get really mad if someone deviated from that image? (then the voice actor turned out to be a bald middle aged guy everyone was so upset it was really funny)
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Hello bisexual community
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