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me: lmao i wonder what’ll happen if i light this thing on fire
me: *lights the thing on fire*
*the thing is on fire*
me: incredible
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i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:
asking someone to be patient
confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
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Don’t tell them too much about your soul. They’re waiting for just that.
Jack Kerouac, Windblown World: The Journals of Jack Kerouac 1947-1954 (via sunst0ne)
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the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises
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Watch my youtube video please!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBmXjQtfzdA
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