skadoosher77

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I dream of labour . please fucking employ me

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liberals be like he bombed a country…. without congress approval

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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this is a cute drawing of an elf but I noticed you neglected to draw her in excruciating pain? please remedy this immediately or you will be hearing from my legal team

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Joe Boden is a rabid dog and should be beaten to death with a stick

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Gatekeeping is so good and important

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The thing about alcohol is that it cures my anxiety in the short run while making my anxiety worse in the long run.

This is also the thing about the Internet.

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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

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It was too big to be called a hotdog. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw meat.

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robotic tgirl with all her status lights flashing bright red but insists that she's fine, she's just kinda tired, no that's a normal grinding sound for her to make, she's fine, it's fine, really you shouldn't worry about her, she's fine

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Truly what is the least potentially horny way to kill someone, like least possibility for eroticisation

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The Unabomber is probably one of the biggest loser idiots of all time.

Dude evaded capture for nearly 2 decades even when entire agencies were after him only to immediately get clocked by his brother for his distinctive brand of rambling after his manifesto got published.

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There's so many factors to consider. If the action taken is too physical, you can eroticize the action of the killing. Some level of physical and/or emotional disconnect is ideal, hence the vehicles in my suggested method. If we're including maslaughter instead of only outright murder, I think locking someone in, like, a shipping container by mistake is a good one. No intentionality to make it obsessive, no knowledge of the consequences to make it a crime of passion, no glorious romantic death for the victim. The only thing to wax poetic about there is the cruelty of systems and such, not erotic in the slightest.

Truly what is the least potentially horny way to kill someone, like least possibility for eroticisation

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Hmm... The problem here is that many of the ways I can think of that wouldn't be directly gore horny would be romantic, which just gets dumb straight people horny, so we end up back at square one. Best I can think of is running them over with a golf cart or similar vehicle. Cars are also good, but the improbability of death with the golf cart makes it less potentially horny. Take running them over with a train as a counterexample, too much forethought, that's horndog behavior.

Truly what is the least potentially horny way to kill someone, like least possibility for eroticisation