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SKAM Season 4 (English) Masterpost

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Update

Hey guys!

Sorry for the delay, we’ll be releasing episode 9 and 10 hardsubbed this week as well as the subtitle (.ass) files. We’ll be posting everything in one big master post for simplicity.

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SKAM S04E10 Clip 8 - Dear Sana

[Incomprehensible chatter]

SANA: He’s the one who bought the toilet paper rolls.

THE GIRLS: Oh! That’s right!

VILDE: Where did they end up?

BOY: I just sold them to some friends at the Mosque. Nothing big.

EVA: Oh, okay.

BOYS: Eyyyy!

ESKILD: Eid mubarak! Eid mubarak.

SANA: Hi!

ESKILD: Hi!

SANA: Welcome.

ESKILD: Thank you and I just wanted to say Eid mubarak!

SANA: Eid mubarak!

ESKILD: Eid mubarak

SANA: Ohhh, how nice the two of you look!

ESKILD: Thanks! I’m the one who chose the outfits for tonight. I went to Grøndland and did some shopping. Yes.

SANA: Hijab and everything?

ESKILD: Hijab and everything. And I brought a little present! I brought a gift for the hostess. It’s two boreks that I put in a nice box.

SANA: That’s very nice of you.

ESKILD: You can put it on the table for the guests.

SANA: Yes, thank you so much

ESKILD: And I didn’t find an Eid mubarak card, so I bought a merry Christmas card, because it’s the same.

SANA: Awww, thank you.

ESKILD: And you look very nice. Much nicer than.. Yeah.

SANA: Thank you so much.

ESKILD: Very pretty. And you too, even though you haven’t dressed up. In your own way. You didn’t go for an ‘original’ outfit, but you look very nice. I more cultured. Or we’re more cultured. Are you going to say anything?

ISAK: It’s a while since you had this for dinner?

EVEN: We ate this every day after school.

ISAK: Why don’t you try making it yourself?

EVEN: There are so many spices and herbs and..

ISAK: Expensive?

EVEN: No, it’s not really expensive, it’s just a totally different way of cooking.

ISAK: Can’t we just have an afternoon where you just make a lot of Moroccan food for me?

EVEN: Yeah. That’s fine.

ISAK: Great.

EVEN: And some delicious tea.

ISAK: These potatoes are really good.

EVEN: Yeah, it’s good? Let me have a taste.

ISAK: It’s not like Norwegian potatoes.

EVEN: Delicious! Potato salad? Meatballs?

ISAK: No. It’s in a pretty hot sauce.

EVEN: Hot sauce. Chili.

ISAK: Hot sauce, yeah.

EVEN: Alright.

ISAK: Are we going on a vacation together?

EVEN: What kind of vacation?

ISAK: I wanna do stuff with you.

EVEN: We’re doing that anyways.

ISAK: Yeah, but.. It would be awesome to go abroad or something.

EVEN: But I’m so impulsive - I can’t plan that stuff.

ISAK: I can check out plane tickets to Morocco or something.

EVEN: Seriously?

ISAK: Yeah. Wouldn’t that be nice? The two of us in Marrakech?

EVEN: Yeah.

ISAK: Yeah?

EVEN: I’ve always wanted to go.

ISAK: Then I’ll check it out.

EVEN: You mean it?

ISAK: Dad sent me a lot of money for summer, so..

EVEN: Chill! Plus all the tips I get at Kaffebrenneriet.

ISAK: Yeah, right?

WILLIAM: Where?

NOORA: Isn’t your car..?

WILLIAM: The car?

NOORA: Yeah?

WILLIAM: Wow.

NOORA: It’s not far..

WILLIAM: We haven’t done it in that car, have we?

NOORA: No. Let’s do it.

ESKILD: Hi!

NOORA: Hi!

ESKILD: It’s just that Linn wanted to say something. I don’t know what, but she really wanted to talk a bit.

LINN: We just wanted to say that we love you a lot and that if you want to move in with William, we support you.

NOORA: Aww! Oh my God, you’re so cute, but I haven’t.. It’s so nice that you’re supportive, but I’m not going to move.

ESKILD: Aren’t you going to move in with William?

NOORA: No.

ESKILD: You’re choosing us over William?

NOORA: I’m not choosing anyone over anyone. I just.. We’re just not moving in together yet.

ESKILD: Yeah, but you’re choosing us over William. Oh my God, then we’re.. We’re Kollektivet* together!

NOORA: Yeah.

ESKILD: Yeah! Kollektivet! Kollektivet! Jump and dance and be happy. Oh, I have an idea! William can move in with us and we’ll be four! It’ll be cheaper with toilet paper and dish soap and everything that’s cheap and good, maybe if we make a Powerpoint presentation and sell it a bit better, you can decide later.

WILLIAM: I can..

ESKILD: If you agree, Linn? Do you agree? So, it’ll be so fucking good. It’ll be a fashion kollektiv! We can have guests over and.. Oh! You smell good!

WILLIAM: Thanks. You too.

NOORA: Yeah. He does.

ESKILD: Thanks. New perfume.

NOORA: Eskild?

ESKILD: Hm?

NOORA: My man.

ESKILD: Yeah. Your man, but when we all move in together, we’re going to share a lot of stuff..

NOORA: Him? No.

ESKILD: Yeah, him. Shampoo and William and.. Dish soap and everything else, but.. We can have Sunday board game night where we can play Ludo and stuff.

NOORA: The three of us can do that.

ESKILD: But then we’ll only be three, not four. It’s so boring with only three.

WILLIAM: Yeah..

ESKILD: You can have the blue chip, Linn have the green one and you can have the red one. Because of the lipstick! Not because of something else.

ISAK: Good watermelon.

SANA: Yeah, it’s very juicy.

ISAK: Yeah. Even fed me lots of delicious food a few moments ago. Very, very good.

SANA: I’ve had it before..

ISAK: We got to celebrate! The both of us got 6’es!

SANA: Yeah, I got a 6 at least.

ISAK: I got a 6 too.

SANA: You didn’t get a 6!

ISAK: I did!

SANA: You didn’t know.. I had to help you!

ISAK: Yeah, you helped me and then I got a 6.

SANA: I didn’t help you that well.

ISAK: You. Wow! You tried to tell me a bit, but not enough.

SANA: No, but I thought ‘Wow, he doesn’t even know the basics’. You can’t have gotten more than a 5, tops.

ISAK: I got a 6.

SANA: You can tell me.

ISAK: No.

SANA: Tell me you got a 5. It’s okay.

ISAK: I’m just getting shy because you’re so pretty today!

SANA: Awww! Thanks.

ISAK: Like seriously, you’re very pretty.

SANA: Thanks.

ISAK: But uhm.. No.. I got a 5.

SANA: You got a 5?

ISAK: Yeah, but I don’t dare to tell anyone.

SANA: Yeah, but it’s ok. I got a 6!

CHRIS: Hey, girl!

VILDE: Heeey!

CHRIS: Good food.

VILDE: Very good!

CHRIS: So good. I think I’m on plate number four or something. Okay, I have to say something.

VILDE: What?

CHRIS: I just wanted to say that if.. If you need someone to talk to, I’m here. Okay? We can talk about difficult stuff.

VILDE: Do you know why you’re my best friend? It’s because.. No matter how bad of a day I’m having, you always find a way to make me laugh. It’s not like you always have to talk. Sometimes, it just helps to pretend that you’re fine.

CHRIS: But it’s important that you have someone to talk to, right?

VILDE: I do.

[EVEN: We talked about it..

ISAK: To bike?

EVEN: No, about going to Morocco. Should we bring the guys?

ISAK: Of course, it’s a boys’ trip.

EVEN: Yeah.

ISAK: Boys’ trip in Morocco. It can go very wrong. It’s worth a shot.]

NOORA: Hi. Are you okay?

VILDE: Yes.

NOORA: Yeah?

CHRIS: Yeah.

NOORA: Yeah, good. I was just wondering about who’s going to hold Sana’s speech.

SARA: Wow. Ingrid, do you want to try?

INGRID: The closest thing I’ve tried is one of those juice cleanses, and it didn’t work very well.

SARA: Yeah, but that’s just drinking juice. They can’t drink.

INGRID: You can’t even drink?

JAMILLA & GIRLS: No.

INGRID: Not even water?

JAMILLA & GIRLS: No.

INGRID: Then this has to be fantastic. A celebration with lots of food and..

JAMILLA: Yes, right?

CHRIS: I just had some salad before. With tomatoes and..

EVA: Tomatoes? Ew. I don’t like them.

CHRIS: Why not?

EVA: They’re slimy and gross.

CHRIS: It’s not. You eat ketchup all the time. That’s tomatoes.

EVA: No, it’s not! It’s the stuff inside the tomato that’s gross.

CHRIS: Yeah, but like..

EVA: The mushy stuff.

CHRIS: Just don’t eat that part then.

EVA: Eat the part around it? Yeah, that’s good.

CHRIS: You don’t have a lot of delicious stuff on your plate either. What’s that purple stuff?

EVA: That’s…

CHRIS: Yeah..

EVA: I think it’s..

CHRIS: You think it’s better than tomatoes?

EVA: I haven’t tried it. It was okay.

CHRIS: It seemed very delicious.

EVA: There’s lots of good food here! Have you tried these?

CHRIS: No.

EVA: They’re so good - you have to try them.

CHRIS: I didn’t even know they had that here.

EVA: They’re like meatballs. Like the best I’ve ever had. I know, right?

CHRIS: Where?

EVA: I found them at the other end of the table. In a big pot.

[Inaudible chatter in the background]

[Lover where do you live? - Highasakite]

EMMA & CHRIS: Hey.

EMMA: Who are you?

CHRIS: Chris. Your new boyfriend.

EMMA: Hi, my new boyfriend.

EVA: What’s even happening right now?

JONAS: I think we got ditched. You have a little. You have something there.

EVA: Huh?

JONAS: No, the other cheek.

EVA: Where? Here? Take it off.

JONAS: Yeah..

VILDE: Eva, do you wanna hold the speech for Sana?

[YOUSEF: Hey, girl. Is the party any good?

SANA: Really fucking good

YOUSEF: WOW <3

I’ve been here today.

One day, I’m bringing you there]

JONAS: It’s time for the speech!

VILDE: Speech!

EVERYONE: Speech, speech, speech, speech!

JONAS: I didn’t write it. It was Noora.

NOORA: And William! And Isak helped a little too.

JONAS: Dear Sana, this speech is for you. And you’re getting it because what you’re inviting us to today, overthrows American presidents tomorrow. We live in a chaotic world where it’s difficult to understand the rules. Because why are some people poor and other people rich? Why do some people have to be refugees, while others are safe? Why are some people spit on on the street? And why is it that sometimes, even though you try to do something good, it’s still met with hate? It’s not weird that people give up. That they stop believing in the good. But thank you so much for not giving up, Sana. Because even though it sometimes feels like it, no one’s ever alone. Each and every one of us is a part of the big chaos. And what you do today, has an effect tomorrow.

[EVA VOICEOVER: We should maybe ask someone for advice..

CHRIS TEXT: Hey, this is maybe a bit far out, but you dated Eva once. I’m crushing a bit on her and I don’t really get her, from one bro to another, do you have any advice? What kind of flowers does she like hahaha]

JONAS: It can be hard to say, exactly what kind of effect. And you usually can’t see how everything fits together.

[EVA VOICEOVER: We have to take care of each other.

EVEN TEXT: He’s way too good for me.

CHRIS TEXT: That’s now what I see. I see a boyfriend who’s more than good enough. Someone who has made a pretty mad boy into a happy boy.]

JONAS: But the effects of your actions, are always there, somewhere in the chaos. In a hundred years, we may have machines that can predict the effect of every action, but until then, we can trust this:

[SARA INSTAGRAM: I’m just so fuckign tired of Ingrid being so needy and insecure all the time]

JONAS: Fear spreads.

[Flashing images of hate comments about Skam]

JONAS: But..

[COMMENTS: I’d never want to be without this <3<3<3<3

Sana needed this so much! And I did too!

This group has become a big, nice, alternative family

...just thanks! <3

Everything is just love.

Yes, I’m gay and Evak opened …

I’m sailing with you around the world, FogE

I’m with you in every parallel universe, for eternity <3

I’m almost crying, but I’m so fucking happy too

I’m crying, because I’m Vilde]

JONAS: But fortunately, love does too.

[*Shared flat/roommates

*Equivalent to an A

*Same song played in S1 when Eva told Jonas she loved him + talked to him at the skatepark after he found out she cheated on him]

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SKAM S04E10 Clip 7 - Eskild & Linn

LINN: Look.

ESKILD: You look so good, Linn! You’re so pretty.

LINN: Can’t I just wear the blue summer dress?

ESKILD: No, you can’t just wear the blue summer dress! Okay, this is the most important holiday to Muslims. It’s not a whore and pimp party.

LINN: But do I have to wear a veil?

ESKILD: Yes, you have to wear a veil, Linn. It’s like if Sana showed up to your place on Christmas in sweatpants. Do you think your mother, Mette, would’ve been happy about that? She wouldn’t. She would’ve been angry. Linn.. What’s up with you these days?

LINN: Do you think Noora is going to move out?

ESKILD: Come and sit down. You know that Noora loves us a lot, right? And that.. Even though we’re not fans of William.. Noora is much better than him, but she should be allowed to live her life, right? And I think we just have to be very good friends to her and support her no matter what she does. And I think that even though she doesn’t always show it, Noora loves us very much and wants us to be happy. And we’re going to be happy. And do you know why? Because we have each other and I’m going to take care of you and you’re going to take care of me. It’s you and me against the world.

LINN: The two of us against the world.

ESKILD: You’re so nice. I also want one. A veil, but I can’t. Should we drink some Pepsi Max? You had a booger.

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NIPPLE TWIST

[HEY BRISKEBY]

ELIAS: What’s up everyone. This is unfortunately our last Hei Briskeby video.. PSYCHE!

ADAM: This is not our last one!

ELIAS: Never! Yousef went to Turkey, like you know, but in the meanwhile we have a stand-in. He deserves an introduction.

MUTASIM: Okay, ready? Okay! Come on! We’re starting slow.

ELIAS: Yeah, yeah.

MUTASIM: Great, okay boys. Who is coming?

MIKAEL: What the fuck?

MUTASIM: Who is coming? Who is it? Who is it?

ELIAS: Oh my God who is it? Are you ready? Hold on!

[YELLING AND SCREAMING]

ELIAS: Yes! As you can see, we have the one and only Even back!

ADAM: In the gang.

EVEN: It’s good being back.

ELIAS: It’s good having you back.

ADAM: In the squad.

EVEN: It was nice to be invited.

ADAM: It’s always nice!

ELIAS: So, finally back. What is it?

ADAM: An alarm, bro.

MIKAEL: Trump is bombing Norway.

MUTASIM: No, this is.. It’s..

ELIAS: *???* is here to invade the country. Okay, today’s challenge is ‘Best friend’s challenge.

[BEST BUD CHALLENGE

Someone gets a question

The others answer on a piece of paper

The loser gets a nipple twist]

ELIAS: The ones who choose the wrong answer, get a nipple twist.

ADAM: I’m not doing that, man.

ELIAS: Okay, it’s Even’s turn.

EVEN: What is my catchphrase?

MIKAEL: Fucking.. What.. What is it..

MUTASIM: I KNOW IT! I know it.

ELIAS: Ready, set, go!

MUTASIM: ‘Relax! I’ve got you.

EVEN: What was it?

MUTASIM: ‘Relax! I’ve got you’

ELIAS: ‘Relax, I’ve got you’

EVEN: You wrote that too?

MIKAEL: ‘Hit it (a joint)’

ADAM: He always used to..

[420 THOOOO]

ELIAS: ‘Hey bro’, ‘Relax, I’ve got you’, ‘Do you have snus*?’, ‘Relax, I’ve got you’ ‘Bro do you have..’

ADAM: It’s true, he always says that.

ELIAS: ‘Do you have any perfume?’, ‘Yeah, relax bro, I’ve got you’. Okay. Where is your nipple?

MIKAEL: AHHHH! Fuck!!

ADAM: Get it together, you idiot. Poor him.

ELIAS: Who sent me a DM on Insta last?

ADAM: You know them.

EVEN: Yeah?

ELIAS: One, two, three. Okay, what did you write? ‘Isabell’, ‘Isabell from Elvebakken*’, ‘Isabell’

EVEN: Nooo? Isabell!

ADAM: They’re still talking!

EVEN: Are you hooking up with Isabell? She’s cute, though.

ADAM: He was the one who..

EVEN: She’s cute.

[Incomprehensible, talking over each other]

ADAM: If you’re going to hook up, tell me, because she’s seriously hot.

ELIAS: Oh! So you..

ADAM: You talk to too many girls at the same time.

ELIAS: So you’re taking my leftovers?

MIKAEL: Wow! Wow! You can’t say that..

ADAM: You’re not even going to touch her.

ELIAS: He takes my leftovers. One, two, three!

ADAM: ‘Which song do I play before fucking?’ Mutta! Mutta you should know this.

EVEN: If he has kept his tradition..

ELIAS: One, two, three!

ADAM: What did you write?

EVEN: Birthday sex.

[SINGING TO BIRTHDAY SEX]

[PART TWO

Memory lane & real talk with Even Bech Næsheim]

ELIAS: But are you coming to Sana’s party?

MUTASIM: When is it?

EVEN: Of course.

MIKAEL: Yeah.

ELIAS: You’re coming over anyways. But Isak and the boys were really awesome.

ADAM: Yeah, awesome.

EVEN: Yeah, they’re fucking awesome.

ELIAS: You’re a very good couple. Very cute together.

EVEN: That’s nice.

ELIAS: When did you get together?

EVEN: Like half a year ago or something.

ADAM: Yeah? Awesome. Where did you meet?

EVEN: At Nissen.

ADAM: I talked to him a lot at Eva’s birthday party.

EVEN: Yeah, fuck, that was really nice.

ADAM: Yeah, really nice. Remember when we had our science exam and I had to go to the bathroom?

[Memory lane]

EVEN: It was so fun at Elvebakken.

[Memory lane]

ELIAS: Those were good times.

ADAM: But! I don’t miss school. I’m glad I’m done with school. Why did you quit, Even? What happened? Why did you quit Elvebakken?

EVEN: Uhm.. No, it was during that period of time where we started losing contact and I just felt like.. Stuff was at the bottom of a hill, if you know what I mean? And I felt like I had to have a new start.

ADAM: That’s understandable. We understand

ELIAS: So it wasn’t because of us?

EVEN: No, no, no.

ELIAS: Because we heard this rumour going around, and we didn’t dare to ask you.

ADAM: It was.. We called and called, but we didn’t get an answer. And you don’t have to answer, you can answer off camera if that’s better, but.. We heard that, during that time, after you quit Elvebakken.. That you tried to kill yourself.

EVEN: Mhm. Uhm..

MIKAEL: It’s probably very difficult to answer.

EVEN: I was sick.

ADAM: Yes.

EVEN: Uhm, I was in a really bad place, but I feel a lot better now.

ADAM: Yeah. That’s good.

EVEN: Now I have a good dialy life and..

ADAM: That’s great. That’s the most important.

EVEN: I have a job and I graduated and it’s chill.

ADAM: Now, it’s only going up.

EVEN: I’m back with the boys.

ELIAS: It’s good having you back too.

EVEN: Awesome.

ADAM: Don’t get us wrong. Even is an awesome guy.

MUTASIM: He’s the coolest person I’ve ever met

ELIAS: The coolest! He was the one who taught me all my dance moves

ADAM: What dance moves?

ELIAS: And all the pick up lines!

MUTASIM: Guess who taught me this one! That was this guy.

ADAM: Then you’re a bad student, because he’s so fucking good at that.

ELIAS: It’s good having you back.

EVEN: It’s good being here.

ADAM: Yeah, it is. Awesome.

THE GUYS: EVEN! EVEN! EVEN!

ADAM: Three, two, one!

[Everyone dabs]

MIKAEL: You have to be in more videos in the future.

ADAM & ELIAS: Yeah.

EVEN: Yeah, can I?

ELIAS: Of course.

ADAM: yeah, of course.

ELIAS: Now..

ADAM: Yousef, just stay in Turkey, man!

ELIAS: Wait!

EVEN: Yeah, Yousef, if you’re watching, stay in Turkey.

ADAM: Just stay there.

ELIAS: We’re six people, not five.

EVEN: We’ll buy a bigger sofa.

THE GUYS: Yeah.

ADAM: Bring a sofa back home from Turkey. It’s probably cheaper.

ELIAS: Okay everyone, that’s all for today. Should we just say it together? One, two, three.

EVERYONE: HAVE A GOOD SUMMER! WE’LL TALK LATER!

(*Chewing tobacco

*The high school they went to)

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THE BOY WHO COULDN’T HOLD HIS BREATH UNDERWATER

[Happy birthday bby

By: Even Bech Næsheim]

EVEN: You have to do it.

ISAK: But it’s so scary!

EVEN: Isak. Isak!

[GABRIELLE - NATTERGAL]

ISAK: Should we drive? I’m not sure.

EVEN: Not sure?

[Incomprehensible giggling and chatter]

EVEN: Happy birthday, Isak.I hope you liked the video. I love you.

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SKAM S04E10 Clip 5 - Even

[EVEN: Did anyone remember to buy mustard and ketchup?

MAGNUS: ✅

JONAS: We’re already in Urraparken*. When are you coming?

EVEN: I’m waiting for him. We’ve bought enough beer, right?

It’s important!

EVA: For the third time, we’ve bought enough beer

MAHDI: bro chill

EVEN: Sorry. I just want his birthday to be perf.

JONAS: You’re overreacting, he doesn’t give a fuck about ketchup

EVEN: Let me overreact. You should’ve known what he has to keep up with for the rest of the 363 days of the year.

He’s way too good for me

CHRIS: That’s not what I see. I see a boyfriend who’s more than good enough. Someone who has made a pretty mad boy into a pretty happy boy.

NOORA: What’s up with you, Chris?]

ISAK: Hey.

EVEN: Hey!

ISAK: Wow!

EVEN: You can open it yourself.

ISAK: Beer at school? Amazing!

EVEN: Cheers.

ISAK: Cheers.

EVEN: Did you find your film?

ISAK: No, I didn’t. I can’t find it. I don’t know where it is.

EVEN: It’s on Youtube!

ISAK: It’s on Youtube? That helps me a lot. There are like ten billion videos there.

EVEN: But if you don’t understand the title, you won’t get to see the film.

ISAK: You can’t give me a little hint?

EVEN: It starts with G.

ISAK: G? I tried gule gardiner (yellow curtains), but it wasn’t that.

EVEN: You weren’t that far off.

ISAK: No? Green curtains? Grey curtains? *???*

EVEN: It’s okay if you are, but I would never write that in the title.

ISAK: What is it then?

EVEN: I’m not telling.

ISAK: Guuuuh… God!  

EVEN: Yes.

ISAK: God!

EVEN: Yes, the film is called ‘God’. You think so?

ISAK: Good. I’ll check it out later.

EVEN: Do you think I would call a film ‘God’?

ISAK: Yeah, if it was about me.

EVEN: That’s so pretentious.

MAN: Get a room, you fags!

ISAK: What? What did he say? What did you say?

MAN: Fucking gross.

ISAK: Fuck! Huh? Do you think you can go around and just do that stuff? Come here! What the fuck? Fucking cunt face! You’re fucking ugly, you know that? I can’t with that stuff. He can’t say stuff like that!

EVEN: Look at me.

ISAK: He can’t say that ugly stuff.

EVEN: Look at me.

ISAK: Yes! Yes!

EVEN: It’s fine. Okay? We’ll take it totally chill and we’ll go meet our friends and we’ll go to the park and drink beer. Okay? Okay? Okay? Shall we leave?

ISAK: Yes.

(*Uranienborg park in Oslo)

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SKAM S04E10 Clip 4 - Chris

EVA: Can’t we think of anything else to give her?

NOORA: Like, giving her a card.. I don’t know, can’t we perform something? Make a..

EVA: Yes! Something like..

NOORA: Something Moroccan.

EVA: Something you’ll remember very well.

NOORA: Yes! But..

[VILDE: Hi Chris, do you have some money I can borrow? Like 1000 kr*? It’s okay with less too, I promise you’ll get it back on the 1st of July, plus the 750* I owe you from beforehand. There’s just this top on sale right now that I’ve wanted for a really long time. And I don’t want to ask mom because I’ve borrowed a lot from her lately.]

EVA: I don’t want to perform, but..

NOORA: It would be fun!

EVA: Nooo.. We can hold a speech!

NOORA: Yes!

EVA: You can write it, right?

NOORA: Yes.

EVA: And then we can..

EMMA: Hi!

EVA: Hi.

EMMA: Are you going to that Eid party at Sana’s?

EVA: Yes, are you going too?

EMMA: Yes! Or, uhm, Jonas asked if I wanted to come and I was a little stressed because I don’t really know anyone else who’s going, but then I thought about Kosegruppa.. Yay! And then i thought that maybe you’re going.

EVA: Yeah, we’re going. We’ll take care of you.

EMMA: Yeah, good!

EVA: Yeah, we have to take care of each other.

EMMA: See you later.

EVA: Good bye!

EMMA: Bye.

EVA: But okay, speech.

NOORA: Yes.

EVA: What are we going to write?

DR. SKRULLE: Come in.

CHRIS: Hi.

DR SKRULLE: Hi.

CHRIS: Do you have a few minutes?

DR SKRULLE: I have two hours, seventeen minutes and fourteen seconds until I’m going on summer vacation. Welcome, Christina Berg! Sit down.

CHRIS: How do you know my name?

DR SKRULLE: I know the name of every student in this school. What can I help you with?

CHRIS: Uhmm.. I just have this friend who..

DR SKRULLE: It’s not just that. There are lots of people who don’t have friends. Lots of people who are lonely. Take the retirement homes in Oslo, for example. They’re overflowing with old people and think about that.. All of their friends are dead. No one comes to visit and they’re all by themselves. All those people have, are the memories from a lost time.

CHRIS: That’s fucking true! But like.. I haven’t thought about that before, but if you get really, really old and all your friend just.. die, then it’s not awesome to live at all.

DR SKRULLE: Not at all. Tell me about your friend.

CHRIS: Yeah.. I have a friend who I’m pretty worried about. I don’t think she has a good home life and I think her mom is pretty depressed, so I feel like I should be a better friend, but I’m not any good at that stuff and I can’t.. I can’t talk to her about it, so I was wondering if maybe you could talk to her about it.

DR SKRULLE: Hmm.. You know what I think this sounds like, Christina? I think it sounds like you’re lying. Are you?

CHRIS: No!

DR SKRULLE: Because what it sounds like is “I’m not good at that stuff”, but I think you are.

CHRIS: I’m not! I’m seriously really bad at that stuff! As soon as their is just a little conflict, I just..

DR SKRULLE: Everyone thinks it’s uncomfortable with conflicts! But that doesn’t mean you should avoid them! Do you know what, Christina Berg? I think you should be very careful with these “truths” you tell to yourself about yourself. I don’t see what you’re describing right now. Do you know what I see? I see a girl who’s more than enough of a good friend. I see a girl who talks to her friend and I see a girl who LOVES conflict! A bit over the top at the end, but you know what I mean. You know what I want?

CHRIS: I know what you want.

 [*118 USD, 88 USD]

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SKAM S04E10 Clip 3 - Jonas

JONAS: Once, he forgot to bring his bike so I had to..

EMMA: You had to..?

JONAS: I had to take..

EMMA: You had to take his bike?

JONAS: But I’ll text you.

EMMA: Yeah. We will.

JONAS: Yeah.

EMMA: Where are you going?

JONAS: To the A-building.

EMMA: Okay.

JONAS: And you?

EMMA: To the B-building.

JONAS: Yes.

EMMA: Yes. What is it?

JONAS: Nothing, is there something?

EMMA: You go first, because you’re so embarrassed of me.

JONAS: I’m not embarrassed of you!

EMMA: You’re embarrassed of me..

JONAS: No, it’s just.. People.

EMMA: You’re embarrassed of me..

JONAS: Ahhh, no I’m not!

SARA: I have like this bad feeling.. I have this nervous, sinking feeling.

MAGNUS: Hey, man.

ISAK: Why?

SARA: Because girls are good at side eyeing.

ISAK: You’re the best, so you’ll win over everyone!

SARA: But think about it, if I’m invited so they can like fuck with me or something.

ISAK: That won’t happen. She just wants peace, right? It’s like this.. declaration of peace to invite someone to their Eid celebration.

SARA: Exactly what is an Eid party? What do you do? Is there any alcohol?

ISAK: You can manage one party without alcohol.

SARA: Yeah, I was just asking! Yeah.

ISAK: Yeah, sorry, but I don’t think there’s going to be any alcohol.

SARA: But I’ll be there anyway.

MAGNUS: See you there!

JONAS: Hey, boys.

ISAK: Where have you been?

MAGNUS: Where the fuck have you been?

JONAS: I was at McDonalds.

MAGNUS & MAHDI: McDonalds?

ISAK: Did you sit by yourself at McDonalds?

JONAS: No.. Yes..

ISAK: Alone.

MAGNUS: Totally alone?

JONAS: Is that so..

ISAK: Imagine, him sitting by himself, eating a burger at McDonalds.

JONAS: What the fuck is up with you? It’s McDonalds.

ISAK: Where did you get money?

MAHDI: Yeah, I was also wondering about that.

JONAS: I borrowed money.

THE GUYS: From who?

JONAS: Julian Dahl.

THE GUYS: Ohhhh!

MAHDI: The ATM!

ISAK: I don’t get why you dislike Julian Dahl. He’s rich!

MAGNUS: It’s always about money! He doesn’t even know Jonas and he can just ask?

ISAK: I saw him go to school in a suit one time, that’s a bit weird.

MAGNUS: Fucking Julian Dahl.

ISAK: Julian fucking Dahl.

[CHRIS: Hey, this is maybe a bit far out, but you dated Eva once. I’m crushing a bit on her, but I don’t really get her, from one bro to another, do you have any advice? Like what kind of flowers does she like hahaha]

JONAS: Hah! The fuck?

MAGNUS: What’s up?

JONAS: Okay, I just got a message.. From Penetrator-Chris!

MAGNUS: Penetrator-Chris? What does he want?

JONAS: Listen.. “Hey, this is maybe a bit far out”.

MAHDI: Yeah, I think so too.

JONAS: “but you dated Eva once”.

MAGNUS: Yeah.

JONAS: “I’m crushing a bit on her, but I don’t really get her, from one bro to another,

MAGNUS: Bro?

JONAS: “do you have any advice? Like what kind of flowers does she like hahaha”

ISAK: I love that ending.

MAGNUS: Are you bros?

ISAK: Ending the message with “hahaha”

JONAS: No. Why should I give him advice?

MAGNUS: Why not?

JONAS: It’s Penetrator-Chris. He’s not good enough for her.

MAGNUS: I think he’s pretty hot, though.

JONAS: No. Eva is like up here and he’s like..

MAGNUS: Hi!

VILDE: Hey, Mahdi? We’re buying Sana a gift to show her how much we love her and we don’t really know what and I was wondering if there are any Muslim traditions of what to give as a gift on Eid?

MAHDI: Uhm, I’m Catholic..

VILDE: Oh.. Sorry.

MAHDI: You don’t have to apologize.

VILDE: Who should I ask then?

MAGNUS: If you wanna tell Sana how much you love her, tell her in a card! Or what, baby?

MAHDI: Say it in a forum!

MAGNUS: Yeah?

VILDE: Yeah?

MAGNUS: Do that.

JONAS: Hah, forum..

MAHDI: Yeah, yeah..

JONAS: Vilde? What’s up with Chris and Eva?

VILDE: I don’t know, I think they’re just sleeping together. Eva is maybe a bit in love with him, but I don’t think he’s keen on something more. Bye!

MAGNUS: Bye! Give me a kiss before you leave.

VILDE: Bye.

MAGNUS: Bye, baby. But fuck! With Penetrator-Chris. That was brave of him. It’s brave to send a text to the ex and ask about flowers.

MAHDI: Yeah, yeah. Do you think it’s like Vilde said or is he serious or just fucking around?

MAGNUS: I actually think it was awesome of him to text you. People change and maybe he has changed! People change! It’s pretty awesome to text the ex and ask about your girl.

JONAS: I don’t really know..

ISAK: It was pretty brave and it seems like he’s serious.

MAHDI: He was talking about flowers!

ISAK: Who’s the last person you gave flowers to?

MAHDI: My mom.

MAGNUS: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

ISAK: You won’t get a lot of flowers from Mahdi, at least. He’s an alright guy.

MAHDI: But if Eva doesn’t like him and he like Eva, just let it pass.

MAGNUS: He has to let it go.

ISAK: Yeah, but he’s not like he seems. Remember when we  had that beeg with Yakuza? All that planning was me and Chris who did and I found he was an alright guy. He was the one who wanted to stand up against the biggest douches in all of Oslo.

MAGNUS: He had your back?

ISAK: Anyways, it turned out he was a really nice guy and..

[JONAS: Fuck flowers, take it down a notch, just ask if she wants to watch Fresh Prince and eat nachos or something.]

ISAK: And we thought ‘fuck it’, let’s try to take them [Yakuza] on.

MAGNUS: Were you keen on him?

ISAK: Huh?

MAGNUS: Were you keen on him?

ISAK: No, no, no, but..

MAGNUS: Was he the one who knocked that guy down with the bottle?

ISAK: No, that was William.

MAGNUS: Oh, William. Oof.

MAHDI: Poor guy.

MAGNUS: What happened to the guy after?

ISAK: He deserved it. He’s the worst cunt in all of Oslo.

MAGNUS: Did he pass out?

ISAK: Almost. I was in the middle of the fight..

MAGNUS: Did YOU fight?

ISAK: Yeah, it was this rich preppy guy from Bærum.

MAGNUS: Who won? Is it fun to have beef?

[JONAS: Hey, sorry for being lame, come with me to a party on Saturday?]

ISAK: They had a plan of beating up everyone in their way, they had to be stopped.

MAGNUS: That’s fucked.

ISAK: It was fucked! They best up Jonas!

MAHDI: That’s not cool.

MAGNUS: No! They did?

ISAK: Yeah, without any reason! What’s up with your William hair?

MAGNUS: This isn’t William hair! I’ll show you William hair.

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SKAMS04E10 Clip 2 - Penetrator Chris

CHRIS: Hey.

EVA: Hey. Did you sleep well?

CHRIS: Mhm.

EVA: Mhm.

CHRIS: I just dreamt something fucked up.

EVA: Yeah, what?

CHRIS: I dreamt that I was at my old elementary school. And we were eating lunch outside, me and Caroline, who was my girlfriend in fourth grade and then you were walking past and I was like “Wow, damn”! And then I walked up to you and I was like “Hey, do you wanna date me?” in front of Caroline.

EVA: What did I say?

CHRIS: You said yes, of course.

EVA: Yes? Of course? Okay?

CHRIS: And that’s supposed to mean…?

EVA: That we’re never going to be together.

CHRIS: Why not?

EVA: Why? Because..

CHRIS: Because?

EVA: Because you.. are..

CHRIS: I am? What am I?

EVA: A cheating fuckboy.

CHRIS: Ouch..

EVA: Hi, Vilde.

VILDE: Hi, what are you doing?

EVA: Nothing in particular…

VILDE: Listen, I wanted to do something nice for Sana at that Eid-celebration, to show her how much we love her.

EVA: Yes! We can do that!

VILDE: So I’ve read a bit about Eid and it’s common to give gifts, but it’s often just to kids and money and stuff, and it’d be a bit weird to give her money. I wanna give her something really special, so do you have any ideas?

EVA: Uhm… No, I don’t know, but we should probably ask someone for some advice, maybe someone who knows more than us,

VILDE: Yeah, I agree. We’ll ask a Muslim.

EVA: Hey, but listen, maybe I’ll call you up a bit later or something?

VILDE: Okayyy!

EVA: Okayyy, bye! Where were we?

CHRIS: We were talking about if we’re going to get together.

EVA: I don’t think so..

CHRIS: You don’t? Because I think you may want to.

EVA: Nooo..

CHRIS: You sure?

EVA: Yes, I’m sure.

CHRIS: Totally sure?

EVA: Yes, very.

MOM: Eva?

EVA: Hide!

CHRIS: Why?

MOM: Hi!

EVA: Hi..

MOM: Oh, I’m sorry! Uhm..

EVA: Uhm.. I have company.

MOM: Yes.

EVA: Uhm.. This is..

CHRIS: Hey! Chris.

MOM: Hi. Chris.

CHRIS: Is your name also Chris?

MOM: Yeah, no, my name is Anne Marit.

CHRIS: Oh, okay. That makes sense.

MOM: Yes.

EVA: Yes.

MOM: I’m sorry for just.. I didn’t know Eva had a boyfriend.

EVA: We’re not together.

CHRIS: Yet.

MOM: Yes, but that’s.. You’ll figure that out.. Okay.

EVA: Oh my God.

CHRIS: Oh, well.

EVA: Why did you stand up?

CHRIS: I had to introduce myself. I was raised well. You have to say hi to people.

EVA: You could’ve introduce yourself another time!

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Spinning, Ramadan and…

MUTASIM: Okay. What the fuck happened now?

[HEY BRISKEBY]

ELIAS: What’s up everyone! Welcome back, I hope you’re well. Like I always say, you look good no matter what. Today, like you can tell, we’re in a totally different place. We’re outside, for the first time in history.

ADAM: Yousef!

YOUSEF: Yes?

ADAM: Why are were here today and not at home?

MIKAEL: Why?

MUTASIM: It’s because one of the people here, doesn’t dare to go to another person’s place because..

ADAM: Explain!

MUTASIM: Something happened at someone’s else’s place with someone.

YOUSEF: Mutta is explaining. I thought we have to get tan and stuff because we’re..

MUTASIM: Because we’re sitting in the shade.

YOUSEF: Get some pigment.

MIKAEL: I’m cold, man. Why am I cold?

ELIAS: What really happened, was that my dear little sister gave him a red card.

MUTASIM: He was rejected.

ELIAS: Judge? Judge?

MIKAEL: Red card.

ELIAS: Ey! Stop, stop! Red card! Tell me the last time one of us got a red card from a girl.

[NEVER]

ELIAS: Never!

ADAM: You’re a coward! Such a coward! Yes, exactly, you’re a chicken. Relax, chicken.

YOUSEF: Sana is going to see this, man.

ADAM: Yeah, it’ll be fine.

MIKAEL: Chill out, I’ll edit it out.

ELIAS: He’ll take care of it!

MIKAEL: I’ll take care of it!

ELIAS: What are we doing today?

ADAM: I thought we could spin a bit, and I have been studying spinners for a week now, so I thought I’d show you the best way to spin without hurting your fingers, because I hurt my fingers, I like almost broke them or something because I was hitting them [the fidget spinner], right? So now I’ll show you how to do it without hurting yourselves. I’ll show you how to spin.

ELIAS: You got it?

MIKAEL: Yeah, I got it, bro!

ELIAS: My bro! Poor Adam, he’s not allowed to talk. Can’t you tell them five tips to get the perfect spin?

ADAM: Okay!

[ADAM’S TOP 5 FOR A PERFECT SPIN]

ADAM: Number one is what not to do, because you’ll hurt yourself. Don’t hit it.

[DON’T HIT IT]

ADAM: Because it hurts a lot.

[YELLING/TALKING OVER EACH OTHER]

ADAM: A firm grip with your index finger and thumb. Firm.

[FIRM GRIP WITH INDEX FINGER AND THUMB]

ADAM: Keep it secure so you don’t lose it.

MUTASIM: Now you try to do it.

ADAM: That’s number two. Number three is, you take one of the edges, I have six edges, and no matter how many edged you have. Whether you have two, three or six or whatever, you keep three of your fingers one of them

[THREE FINGERS ON ONE EDGE]

ADAM: Tip number 4 is, twist is as much as possible

[TWIST IT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE]

ADAM: Next tip, is just like.. To spin it. Like that.

MUTASIM: Be careful in front of the camera.

MIKAEL: Bro, let me try.

ADAM: One more time.

MUTASIM: That was really fucking cool.

[DON’T HIT IT

FIRM GRIP WITH INDEX FINGER AND THUMB

THREE FINGERS ON ONE EDGE

TWIST IT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

SPIN IT]

YOUSEF: I’m going to Turkey tomorrow, man.

ELIAS: I know that, bro.

YOUSEF: Yeah, you know.

ELIAS: That’s why we’re making the video now.

YOUSEF: Aren’t you going to eat with us?

ELIAS: [Stutters]

THE GUYS: [Make fun of his stuttering]

MUTASIM: The thing is, we’re fasting and we’re going to break the fast together.

ADAM: He’s not going to break his fast with food this time, he’s going to break it with something else.

THE GUYS: Oooooohhhh…

YOUSEF: It’s Ramadhan and you’re going to meet a girl?

ELIAS: No.

YOUSEF: Bro.

ELIAS: It’s Ramadhan, so you have to live, bro.

YOUSEF: Yeah, okay, are you living with girls during Ramadhan, bro?

MIKAEL: Yousef, no one likes you.

ELIAS: Don’t think, think.

YOUSEF: Don’t think, think - what?

MIKAEL: Turn it off.

ELIAS: We’re filming bro! Someone’s calling.

YOUSEF: It’s Sana.

ELIAS: Yousef, bro, why is she calling you? Tell her hi from me!

MIKAEL: Okay, what the fuck happened now?

ADAM: “Sana, please, take me back”

MIKAEL: “Yousef.. You’re following me and I can tell you’re stalking me on social media. I’ve had enough of you”

ELIAS: Stop it! That’s my sister! What did she say?

MUTASIM: How was it?

YOUSEF: Nothing.

ELIAS: Why did she call? What did she say? Nothing? She was just silent?

YOUSEF: We’re going out today.

ADAM: We’re supposed to eat together today!

MUTASIM: What’s up with that?

ELIAS: What’s up with that? Before Iftar?

YOUSEF: Am I a Muslim, bro? Relax, relax. I’m going, okay?

ELIAS: Where are you going?

MIKAEL: If you leave now, you’ll never see us again.

MUTASIM: IF YOU LEAVE NOW, YOU’LL NEVER SEE US AGAIN!

ELIAS: Bro, we’re supposed to clean up together! Wallah! I swear, I’ll break your arm! We’re supposed to clean up! I did it last time!

MUTASIM: Did we just get a red card? We just got a red card, boys.

[HEY BRISKEBY]

MUTASIM: Wow! Can I try?

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SKAM S04E10 Clip 1 - Vilde

[CHRIS: I’m finished and right by your place, should I drop by so I can buy you some beer?

VILDE: Just wait downstairs and I’ll be right there

CHRIS: Okiedokie]

HÅKON: Hi.

VILDE: Hi!

HÅKON: My name is Håkon and I’m the new chairman of the apartment complex.

VILDE: Hi!

HÅKON: Hi. Is your mom home?

VILDE: No, unfortunately, she’s not. Can I help you with something?

HÅKON: Yes, I’m just saying hi to the neighbors and your mom hasn’t paid the fees, so I was just wondering if she has been notified?

VILDE: Oh! She probably just forgot! She works a lot, but I’ll tell her.

HÅKON: Yes. You can?

VILDE: Yes!

HÅKON: That’s it. Bye.

VILDE: Bye!

[SANA: Dear Vilde. I don’t think I’ve told you, but I just wanted to say that I admire you so much for being so strong. No matter what happens, you never give up, you keep on going. You’re the first person I would bring with me to war, and I love you so much. I’m inviting you to an Eid party at my place on Saturday. Eid is a holiday that marks the end of Ramadhan. Saturday is the last day of Ramadhan and I’d like to break the fast with all the people I love. Lots of food, a chill atmosphere and only good people. I’ll be so happy if you come. Sana]

VILDE: Mamma? I'm going out.

MOM: Who was it that buzzed?

VILDE: It was someone collecting signatures.

MOM: Oh, well then....

VILDE: Sorry, I lost track of time!

CHRIS: No worries.

VILDE: My mom and I got carried away chatting. Should we get out of here?

CHRIS: Yes!

VILDE: Hurry!

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SKAM S04E08 (English)

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SKAM S04E09 Clip 5 - Maghrib

SANA: Please accept my fast, even though I’ve behaved badly. Please watch over Eva and Vilde and Noora, Chris. Please watch over Isak and Even and Elias and Yousef.

[VILDE: Hi, are you ready to meet up?

EVA: Sana! Chris and I will pick you up with the van in 20 minutes.

SANA: Ok cool

SANA: I regret cancelling the date with Yousef

NOORA: YEEES! Call him! Go!

EVA: Do it girl!! Life is NOW!!

SANA: According to Islam, life is after death. Which is one of the reasons why I should stay away from him

CHRIS: According to me, the abdomen is dead after death. Which is one of the reasons why you should meet him!!

VILDE: Yousef! Yousef! Yousef!

SANA: Hahaha I get why mom is worried that I don’t have any Muslim friends

NOORA: Hello! OK!! I can argue from an Islamic perspective

SANA: Now I’m intrigued

NOORA: Ok, doesn’t Islam believe in destiny?

SANA: Yes.

NOORA: So if you believe in destiny, and you believe Allah is almighty, there has to be a reason why Yousef became a part of your life? It’s not necessarily because you should be together, maybe it’s something else, but you won’t find out if you avoid him?!?!?!

CHRIS: Wow that shit is deep

SANA: You’re right

NOORA: Oh yeah bitches, I got a 6* in religion

VILDE: But Noora it’s because they’re going to be together

NOORA: Okay, they’re going to be together

SANA: Thanks]

YOUSEF: Hey!

SANA: Hi.

YOUSEF: Hey.

SANA: I was just wondering what you’re doing right now.

YOUSEF: Nothing in particular.

SANA: I was just wondering if you still wanted to meet up?

YOUSEF: Uhm.. Sorry, uhm. I’ve made other plans.

SANA: Oh. Okay. Oh my God, I understand.

YOUSEF: I’m kidding! Of course we can meet up. When do you want to meet up? Where? I’ll meet you wherever you’d like.

[Talking while Cezinando - Vi er perfekt, men verden er ikke det plays]

YOUSEF: Aren’t you? Ouch! I got it in my eye. AHHH! Why didn’t you tell me? That sucks! Sana, why didn’t you tell me? It could’ve bit my finger, you know. I’m so scared! I’m terrified of those. It was just suddenty there. Hey, buddy. I’m actually really scared right now.

[Bantering about the water]

YOUSEF: Oh look, there’s a spider here, Sana!

SANA: Where?

YOUSEF: Okay, I’m gonna see if you trust me. Just stand here. I’m gonna see if you trust me.

SANA: What?

YOUSEF: I’m waiting. Oh, it’s wet.

SANA: If I trust you?

YOUSEF: Yeah, come on. Stand there,

SANA: Why should I stand there?

YOUSEF: It’s a test of whether you trust me or not. Don’t you trust me?

SANA: Don’t move! I’m standing here! Look!

YOUSEF: Listen. This is an even better game. I’m gonna be like this and you’ll stand there for at least 10 seconds. Come on.

SANA: You..!

YOUSEF: Yes! I’ll count out loud. I promise, I’ll count out loud. Stand there! You’re looking at me now! Come on.

SANA: Then you also have to..

YOUSEF:Yeah, okay. We can stand together.

SANA: Yes.

YOUSEF: Look. I’m standing here. I dared to. Come on.

SANA: Yes.

YOUSEF: I’m not doing anything. There’s no stress. Now it’s your turn. It’s about trust.

SANA: I have (???)

YOUSEF: I’m standing here!

SANA: I can tell you’re standing there! Okay, fine.

YOUSEF: Yeah, 10 seconds.

SANA: Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten…. Look! I trust you!

YOUSEF: You’re supposed to stand here!

SANA: Don’t you trust me?

YOUSEF: I do. Come on. Press it. Press it! Come on! What are you gonna do? You’re bad. It doesn’t help.

SANA: Okay, we trust each other.

YOUSEF: Yeah, we do.

SANA: How long?

YOUSEF: 10 seconds.

SANA: 10 seconds?

YOUSEF: Yes.

TOGETHER: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, three, two, one. Boom!

YOUSEF: That was a sick remix, wasn’t it? That’s enough, Sana. Was it good?

SANA: Really good.

YOUSEF: Are you hungry?

SANA: Yeah, I’m super hungry. I think we have to go and buy some food.

YOUSEF: Don’t you think I brought food?

SANA: You brought food?

YOUSEF: Of course I brought food. I’m not going on a date with a girl who’s been fasting for 19 hours without bringing food. Don’t make me throw you into the water! Seriously! Of course I brought food. I’m Yousef.

SANA: Awww..

YOUSEF: Don’t ‘awwww’ me. I get really awkward, seriously. I can’t even look at you now.

SANA: That’s what the backpack is for!

YOUSEF: Yes.

SANA: Mmmm..

YOUSEF: Right?

SANA: Did you make this?

YOUSEF: No. I wish it was me, but it’s not. It was my mom.

SANA: What’s in this?

YOUSEF: It’s a secret recipe. Not really. Mom made it. It’s this amazing recipe. I think it’s too advanced for you.

SANA: Why?

YOUSEF: Because the recipe says you have to be able to peel carrots the right way. I don’t think you’re the right person for that.

SANA: Okay. It was really nice of you to bring soup, though.

YOUSEF: See? I can be a good person even though I’m not fasting.

SANA: I haven’t been a good person during this fast.

YOUSEF: No?

SANA: I’ve behaved really shitty.

YOUSEF: There’s still a week left of Ramadhan, though. You can spend this week making up for it.

SANA: True. I was actually bullied in middle school. So every time I experience something like that, I just.. I don’t know. Black out. But I’m.. I’m trying to think that people don’t have prejudices against Islam. It’s pretty difficult. It’s.. Even you think that religion splits society.

YOUSEF: To be completely honest, I think society would be split even if religion didn’t exist.

SANA: You think so?

YOUSEF: Yes. For example, when you get into a revue party.. The first thing you look for is the people you know, so you won’t be there on your own. And I think the whole world is like that.

SANA: You think of the whole world as a big revue party?

YOUSEF: Yes. On one side, there are the gangsters from the ‘Sound and Equipment’ group who talk shit about the preps form the ‘PR’ group on the other side of the room. And everyone agree that their group is the best and that their pre-parties are the best.

SANA: Okay.

YOUSEF: But in reality, everyone’s the same. Everyone thinks they’re the good guys, but in reality, there’s no such thing as good and evil. There are just lots of people trying to stand together in groups, to not be alone.

SANA: So you’re saying that.. All people are the same?

YOUSEF: Yes.

SANA: Scientifically, people are totally different.

YOUSEF: Maybe that’s why society needs religion. Democracy isn’t built on the idea that everyone’s different. It’s built on the idea that all people are worth the same. And that idea doesn’t stem from science. But I don’t know if it helps to walk around and pretend that there are no prejudices. What you have to do is show what Islam is.

SANA: You’re actually a Muslim. You just say you’re not.

YOUSEF: Unfortunately, I’m not.

SANA: But how can you be entirely sure that you don’t believe in God?

YOUSEF: I don’t feel what you feel.

SANA: But I don’t feel like that all the time. I doubt sometimes.

YOUSEF: But you believe in God.

SANA: How can you know that for sure?

YOUSEF: No, I don’t know. But should I tell you something awesome? Did you know that inside the heads of cockroaches, there are nine different amino acids, that are stronger than the medicine we have today?

SANA: Amino acids?

YOUSEF: Yes? Isn’t that what the fuck it’s called? Amino acids?

SANA: Antibiotic molecules.

YOUSEF: Wow. Wow. Really? Like, okay, great. I tried to save religion and you’re spending your time dissing me? You got my point. Do you believe all this is random? Yes or no?

SANA: No.

YOUSEF: No. Exactly. But if you ever stop believing in God, you’re welcome to my religion. The big revue party religion.

SANA: I don’t really know. Is it okay to marry non-religious people in your religion?

YOUSEF: Yeah, that’s totally chill.

SANA: I wish it was chill in my religion too.

YOUSEF: Why? Are you going to marry a non-religious man?

SANA: Yeah, maybe.

YOUSEF: Who?

SANA: Stephen Curry.

YOUSEF: Wow.Big man.

SANA: We’re going to make a basketball team together.

YOUSEF: You are? Six kids then, maybe?

SANA: Yeah.

YOUSEF: Okay.

SANA: So when are you leaving tomorrow?

YOUSEF: Tomorrow morning. But I’ll be back. When you’re over Stephen Curry.

SANA: Okay.

*Highest grade in high school

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SKAM S04E09 Clip 4 - Your Faith Is Strong

SANA: This is me and Noora at a café.

MOM: Red lipstick?

SANA: She’s always wearing red lipstick.

MOM: Yeah? It suits her.

SANA: Yes, it suits her very well. And there she’s also wearing red lipstick.. This is at school..

MOM: She’s a very pretty girl.

SANA: She’s very pretty.

MOM: Yes.

SANA: And this is Chris!

MOM: She looks like lots of fun.

SANA: Yes, she’s very cool.

MOM: Why don’t you invite them here? Wow!

SANA: That’s a picture of Vilde and Eva.

[YOUSEF: Of course I want to hang out with you! What about Friday? I’m leaving on Saturday.]

[Yousef Acar accepted your friend request]

SANA: Aaaand… This is a picture of Noora.

MOM: What are those sunglasses?

SANA: It’s just this halloween party. Because we were.. We had dressed up and stuff.

MOM: Nice pictures!

SANA: I like Yousef. And.. He’s not a Muslim.

MOM: And now you’re going to hang out?

SANA: I know.. I know that Islam says I can’t marry him, but I just.. I don’t understand that because Yousef is a very good person.

MOM: You’re just seventeen years old. You’re not getting married yet.

SANA: No, but what about three years from now? If I still like Yousef - why can’t I marry him?

MOM: When you’re that young, you think crushes and love are the same thing. Crushes pass, but love and a marriage last for your whole life. It’s almost like a cooperation, where you give all the love inside of you to that cooperation. It’s also about having someone by your side your whole life, no matter what happens. And I think you’ll get a bit lonely in that relationship if you’re the only one who believes, because your faith is so strong. Because there are always times in your life where you doubt everything, even Allah and then.. I think it’s important that you have someone by your side who reminds you why you’re a Muslim and who understand what you believe in. Do you understand? It’ll be fine.

MOM [ON THE PHONE]: Hello.

[YOUSEF: Of course I want to hang out with you! What about Friday? I’m leaving on Saturday.]

[SANA: Oh are you leaving this Saturday? I can’t this week.

SANA: I hope you have the world’s best summer]

[CHRIS: Yo girls. What about test driving the van this Friday? I know it’s not Russ Time 2018 yet, but a little trip has to be fine?

VILDE: YEEEES!!!]

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SKAM S04E09 Clip 3 - Talk about everything

CHRIS: I don’t think you should be worried. I’m sure it’s fine.

VILDE: Yeah.

CHRIS: Yeah.

VILDE: I just have a bad feeling in my tummy.

CHRIS: What’s that supposed to mean?

VILDE: No, I think there’s something wrong.

CHRIS: Something wrong? How do you know?

SANA: Hey, should we contact the police?

VILDE: What if he has killed her?

SANA: He hasn’t killed her.

VILDE: We can’t know that for sure. He has shown violent tendencies in his past and his brother is a psychopath. We don’t know if William is or not - those things are genetic.

CHRIS: Oh my God.. They’re fucking! Stop nagging!

SANA: For four days?

CHRIS: Yeah!

SANA: Without making a sound?

CHRIS: Well I don’t know, I haven’t heard them.

MAGNUS: Hey. Fucking hell, William’s car is so cheesy.

CHRIS: Shocking! She’s alive.

SANA: Hi.

NOORA: Hi!

WILLIAM: Hey.

NOORA: William? I have to leave.

NOORA: It’s.. It’s just like.. Okay. Because I feel like we’ve.. Just talked about everything. That.. That we just.. He just opened up completely. Do you understand? I don’t know what I was doing before, but I understand how he thinks now. Sana Bakkoush, this is the best thing you’ve done. Thank you. But hey! Oh my God, how did it go with Yousef?

SANA: I don’t know.

NOORA: But you talked, right?

SANA: I.. Yes, or.. I tried talking to him, but.. He’s going to Turkey and he’s staying all summer and he’s not a Muslim and..

NOORA: But you have to talk to him! Just talk to him before he leaves. Just send him a text. Now!

SANA: I don’t have his number.

NOORA: Then write to him on Facebook.

SANA: We’re not friends on Facebook.

NOORA: But oh my God, Sana! Add him then! Now! Seriously, come on. Yes and then you write: “Do you want to hang out with me?” Sana! I swear I’ll log onto your account and write it myself and hit send. I’m not kidding, you know that.

SANA: Okay.

NOORA: Yeeeeah! Good!

SANA: Oh my God.

NOORA: That wasn’t so hard, was it? You know what, now life is smiling. Now we can do anything we want. And I suggest that we skip. You in?

SANA: Yeah, but I already think we are. Class started a long time ago.

NOORA: Is it true? Oh my God. Yeah, well, then that’s it. I thought it be a bit more difficult.

SANA: Yes.

NOORA: But it feels very natural.

SANA: Maybe because we’ve been good all year.

NOORA: Yes!

SANA: Summer vacation starts soon.

NOORA: Yes, now we’ll just go and hide, wait for the summer and wait for the summer.

SANA: What if he doesn’t answer?

NOORA: No! Everything is falling into place now, Sana.

SANA: Yes, it is.