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chillin on a Saturday night

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Ok idk who came up with making a "cleaningsona" but that hack works so damn well?? I absolutely cannot clean my room until I put on my most Victorian blouse, my fangs, start playing my funky little vampire playlist, and pretend I'm an 800 year old immortal who's bittersweet about packing up and moving to a new town with a new identity because locals are starting to catch on that I'm a vampire

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Vampire who’s heart only beats when he’s aroused. The more aroused, the more it beats. Same with temperature and breathing. You know he’s getting worked up because his skin is warm and his chest is rising.

Vampire who only feels alive when he’s fucking you, so he does it as often as he can. He only takes a break to care for your human needs.

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do you think to vampires blood tastes different if theres different hormones being secreted?

like they can tell if you get horny from being bitten bc halfway through they’re like “…. there is WAY too much oxytocin in here what is wrong with you”

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Having to muzzle your vampire during his rut because his biting becomes dangerous for you.

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alastor sitting daintily with his legs crossed like a 🎀pretty princess🎀 vs vox manspreading in his gamer ass man cave is my fav thing ever

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[Original Characters] EPIC CAR CHASE SCENE!!!!

This is the most high-effort shitpost I've ever made.

Here's an alternative drawing but he looked too cute so I made him a bit sillier

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[Original Characters] Some stuff I drew in school!

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This is a curse btw

skibidi...

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Are you skibidi sigma

chat am i skibidi sigma?

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the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

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thinking about strong, inexperienced subs - nsfw thirst, minors dni

🥀Character(s): Jason Todd (DC), Sevika (Arcane), Cassian (ACOTAR), Din Djarin ( The Mandalorian)

currently thinking about big, strong, inexperienced subs who are so, so nervous about their size and body. they feel too big, too strong.. what if they hurt you- or worse, what if once you remove all of the layers between you both, your disgusted with them?

they're apprehensive about sleeping with you at first, but soon, their own curiosity overcomes them and they let lust guide them to where they are now- sitting on your bed with you between their legs, arms wrapped around their neck and tongues interlocked.

with little experience to guide them, they're clumsy and clueless as you crawl into their lap, praising their every move as you slowly begin to give them the pleasure they so desperately need. they want to be good for you so badly, keeping their large hands on your waist and only touching you when instructed.

their eyes are glued to how much smaller you look compared to them- you weren't dainty by any means, but their large figure practically engulfs you as you remove their undergarments. they almost forget how to breathe when you begin to tease them, and soon all fears of hurting you are forgot to as they practically melt into your touch.

their heads are thrown back, eyes screwed shut as they whimper from each ministration. they knew it would feel good to finally have you touch them, but not this good. your hands are smaller and much more experienced, and the feeling of your nimble fingers over their aching sex has them trembling already.

"w-wait... s'too much-" they're babbling, already so close to the edge, and with a few reassuring words, they're cumming all over themselves with a soft, whiny groan.

"that wasn't so bad now, was it?"

sorry this is so mid i am fighting for my life :) tomorrow is my first day of school/classes i cannot do this 🙂🙂🙂 like i actually can't please please please i do not want to go back 🙏

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Who is the fastest of LSB (and Calliope)

Strongest - Barrel

Smartest - Shock

Fastest - Lock

Softest - Calliope

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I need Adam’s milk jugs in my mouth 💕🎀✨🫶

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YAYYY I'M INCLUDED!! :3 THANKS FOR THE TAG @cosmiiwrites !

Favorite color: Hot pink, pretty much any neon color and yellow!

Last song: imma kill you by ICP :3

Currently (re-)reading: the entire wimpy kid series

Currently watching: Superstore on Netflix!

Currently craving: tits🥰

Coffee or tea? NEITHER! SODDAAAAAAAAAAAA (or coffee with a lot of sugar, syrup, milk and more sugar +whipped cream)

Tagging: @smthaboutuss @strawb3rrystar @redr0sewrites :D

Was tagged by @i-eat-deodorant, ur mr preg king thank u for this

Get to Know Me Game

rules: answer + tag six people u want to know

fav color: dilute olive & sage greens, soft dusty rose pink

last song: Truck Stop Tiger by roar. fucks me up dude

currently reading: i dont really recall, ig the takeuchi excavator TB235-2 user manual

currently watching: hermitcraft as per usual, tangotek livestreams and i gotta watch bdubs newest episode still

currently craving: dirt & thrifting, i wanna go outside & buy cheap work shirts. food wise: i miss tacobell so bad dawg the closest tacobell is in another state :((((

coffee or tea: i need my teeth to rot out from sody pop thank you :3

Tagging: @megsiepoo @by-glass-and-waves @the-pentaparty @missed33 pavi tagged most of the ppl i wouldve tagged, get died ig ily/p my beans i have tagged myself

anyways heres me on said excavator LMAO Gpa wanted to remove a VERY rotten stump to make room for corn i put anuras face to censor my heinous face fgjkfgjdfjljdf

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Opinion on this doofus with double d's

I LOVE HIM!!! hes so cutie:(( i think its the alex brightman effect.

the fact that hes duo-wielding makes his smut fics go CRAAZYY

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