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(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat
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she killed this little textile moment frankly i'm so sick of that horrible family never supporting or encouraging her
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sorry for decimating the local ecosystem with my outdoor Registeel
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i've typed out a post about exactly why i think trying to explain the xenomorph creation story being what it is is the stupidest decision i've ever seen a writer make but i just keep deleting it because i genuinely cannot put it into words
#literally#admittedly i have not seen the prequels because they sounded super bad#but everything ive heard is just ???#remember the Space Jockey? well actually hes a big White Guy#Xenomorphs are the result of Black Goo experiments#ok#the scary and fascinating thing about xenomorphs are that they are unknowable
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Kelly Rowland Texting Nelly Via Microsoft Excel And Then Getting Annoyed When He Doesn’t Text Back (2002)
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Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains
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Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock
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