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giving lyrena a new look as we come out of the latest arc in her exalted game. months at sea gifted her a couple pounds of muscle, an enchanted necklace that she can use to transform into a snake woman at will, a new haircut to compensate for a mutant teen burning most of her ponytail off with acid spit, and a tan.

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thinking about falin touden breasting boobily as she turns someone's head into tomato paste. i dont think they have a name for the disease i hauve.

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HER: you must be the worst effect in robocop if you think we're fucking

MY DICK JONESING ASS:

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gnome pirate captain: make him walk the twig

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a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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William B. “Bill” Watterson II.

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Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!

Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?

Senshi:

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FOR ANYONE WHO MIGHT NEED TO KNOW (cause I've told like 3 trans friends this week)

Your pants size in women's is the waist measurement of your men's pants size minus 20. 38x30 in men's becomes 18 in women's. some variation for cut and style but this is the baseline

Your shirt size in women's is one size up from your shirt size in men's. If you wear a men's small, you'll wear a women's medium

Your shoe size in women's is roughly two sizes up from your shoe size in men's. However, many men's shoes are slightly wider than women's shoes so you may have to get wide shoes in women's when you wear standard width in men's

hope this helps, and happy shape-shifting

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sister

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happy lesbian day of visibility gang 😘

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god gives the most fuckable mutuals to the most faraway soldiers or whatever the saying is

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