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"To Justice and Beyond" by Varric Tethras. Pre-order your copy today!

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“I’ll hold on to you, Hawke. Till the very end”

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does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

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captcha

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Me? Yeah I’m fine, I just need to play more Blue Prince

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i miss my tv wife, kris. i miss him a lot

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whatever man. deltarune au mettaton ex

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Update from the man himself

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bye

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didn’t u hear! all vampires are queer!

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The problem with sewing is that you quickly realise you have dumped lots of skill points into control thread and furthermore, there’s a lot of other hobbies that require control thread so you decide to pick up knitting, or crochet, or weaving, and then spinning happens to you, or rug making, or cord weaving, and then you turn the wrong corner on the internet and find out control thread also specs into basket weaving, and book binding, and then you’re thinking things like “I wonder if this also applies to lead climbing” and now you have A Problem

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor

All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.

The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.

If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.

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The largest mass shooting in American history was a hate crime against gay people. Don’t ever forget that.