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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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(old yiddish curse voice) may all of your inside joke posts breach mutual circle containment and may people with multiple paragraph tumblr bios read them in the worst faith possible

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” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out

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i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!

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btw i think if you tried to explain politics to Winnie the Pooh he wouldn't really get it & then if you went on explaining he'd be like 'why can't we all just be nice to each other' and you'd be like you got me there Pooh. I just don't know. :(

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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tgcf is like if xie lian was faced with the trolley problem every single day and every day he said "i'll choose a third option!" and that option was throwing himself in front of the trolley to stop it but instead it flips over and kills/maims everyone on both tracks and xie lian himself

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thousands of forgotten neolithic prophecies are probably being fulfilled all around us all the time and we don’t even know it

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Poor unfortunate soul

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"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

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🥰 is truly the best emoji there is it can be used for a myriad of different occasions like for example when you see a bird or when you hear a bird or when you think of birds

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination