Santa is on strike due to global warming. 聽All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. 聽Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information
do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?
I turned a corner and nearly shit myself. She even had the music box song play when the present opened. (She was actually a total sweetheart and shared candy with people)