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Liquidate the accounts

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do you guys wanna get up early and get pastries and eat them in the park and lay in the grass for a while and then go for a long walk to an antique centre and wander round and hold things up and say "this is you 🫵" and then watch classic who and parallel play by working on our individual writing/art projects for the rest of the day with intermittent drink/snack breaks and none of us ever have to look at microsoft outlook or receive an email ever again

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Robert Pattinson behind the scenes of The Batman as Bruce Wayne

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this program really is great. here's a juggling trick I can do in real life

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if i were attracted to someone i would ignore them and if someone were interested in me i would ignore them and if someone cute asked me out i would say no #myimpenetrablefortress

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trent reznor is like life fucking sucks this is kinda like sucking dick which I will now begin to describe in detail

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Royal Black ‘The Guardian’ & ‘Dark Knight’ Custom Couture Corset

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ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

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One interesting phenomenon I've noticed about people is how often when you're in a select group, the one person who looks the most out of place is the one who's there the hardest. The ordinary-looking grandma at an anime convention who was there to bring the anime scene into the country, physically carrying it through customs on fucking VHS tapes. Someone at the opera in spackle stained construction boots who doesn't give a shit about dressing up for it, they've seen 14 different productions of La Traviata and want to see how this one manages to perform.

You go to a hardcore show and between all the bands whose members look like they were put together from construction site junk, duct tape and random loose hair, there's one band consisting of five dudes who look weirdly clean-cut like how 2010s emo kids would have looked if their moms got to dress them up in "something nice for once", and you just know someone's going to fucking die tonight.

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"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

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apparently i, who has never edited wikipedia in my life, nor has ever had any desire to, am blocked from editing wikipedia. my crime, allegedly, is block evasion. my ban will expire in 2027. i did not ask.

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Free pdf.

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the cinematography….