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if you want to watch youtube videos about climate science it's a direct pipeline to watching middle aged men with 3k subscribers hold a camera up to their desktop computer while they read a Nature paper to you

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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i am once again a victim of the dumb bullshit industrial complex (i'm packing all my shit and moving)

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this came to me in a dream

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people keep publicly confessing that they've fallen in love with AI chatbots and i'm going insane, why do people have no sense of shame

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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.

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Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

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oh, you're a perfectionist? name one thing you made that was perfect

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

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covering part of a shift for a famously incompetent coworker and before I got here she made one of the beds with the flat sheet going the wrong way...... I wish I could live inside the mind of another