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we're all lying when we say the moon's not made of cheese, right?
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I have a dollar that's slightly bigger than normal and it's worth a little more too
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the liberal left wants to change it to THEY might be giants
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what if taco bell was talos bell and the guys from skyrim were there woah talk about a crazy dining experience!
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it's that point in the day where 3:30pm feels like 2pm felt like 1pm and that's only 3 hours until your 30 minute lunch
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people act like skibidi toilet sigma brain rot is going to ruin Gen Alpha as if in cowboy times we weren't watching Henrietta the Calculus Chicken and fucking Gerwin Magnet Boy
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everyone needs to host four train wreck minecraft servers before they can grow as a person
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what if instead of coochy coochy coo they said it to babies more like pussy pussy poo
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*random persons post and the one conspicuously brobdingnagian word they ascertained not 20 minutes ago*
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guys we must attest to this characters creepiness by having them sing a nursery rhyme but then they say the last word deep and scary and screen go red
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It's a soylent life for us
It's a soylent life for us
I watch my wife get fucked
I collect funko pops
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