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Art by Ralph McQuarrie for the ‘original’ Star Wars sequel Splinter of the Mind’s Eye book by Alan Dean Foster (1978)
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Mario Van Peebles has an interesting name because Mario sounds Italian, Van sounds Dutch, and Peebles sounds Muppet.
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13 minutes till my morning shift starts and I’m pondering if it’s worth it

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Gillian Anderson polaroid on set of "THE X-FILES", filming "Beyond the Sea", 1994
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hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.
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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”
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And you could be like “oh but you like Dead Space what about the Necromorphs from Dead Space”
The Biophage is just a step or two removed from being a Resident Evil virus/parasite. The Necromorphs are created by ancient Lovecraftian flesh moons as part of their complex reproductive cycle using advanced technology that could be construed as magic by primitive cattle such as us. Point is Dead Space is cosmic horror, it’s meant to be beyond our understanding. Even then they still do a better job explaining how shit works than Callisto.
I was replaying Dead Space remake recently and was like ehhh maybe I should try Callisto Protocol again. Unsurprisingly, it’s still not good. At this point it’s kinda like beating a dead horse that has been dead for so long and beaten so much that it’s basically just powdered bones. But I want to point out how fucking silly the “Biophage” is.
So it’s like a virus that turns you into spaghetti monsters, which is like caused by worms found in a dead alien space whale, and the it also causes like weird fungal growths to grow all over the place, and also it creates things that look like xenomorph eggs that contain either completely different worm creatures or like a human head attached to a tentacle, also one guy got superpowers from it. So yeah It’s a worm, it’s a fungus, it’s a virus. It slices, it dices, but wait there is more. The illuminati (which were at one point in the game’s development supposed to be the secret bad guys from Pubg) somehow think that because one guy got superpowers from it, that like if they just release the virus/worms/whatever it is, that natural selection will do it’s thing and humanity will evolve.
It’s fucking wacky dude.
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I was replaying Dead Space remake recently and was like ehhh maybe I should try Callisto Protocol again. Unsurprisingly, it’s still not good. At this point it’s kinda like beating a dead horse that has been dead for so long and beaten so much that it’s basically just powdered bones. But I want to point out how fucking silly the “Biophage” is.
So it’s like a virus that turns you into spaghetti monsters, which is like caused by worms found in a dead alien space whale, and the it also causes like weird fungal growths to grow all over the place, and also it creates things that look like xenomorph eggs that contain either completely different worm creatures or like a human head attached to a tentacle, also one guy got superpowers from it. So yeah It’s a worm, it’s a fungus, it’s a virus. It slices, it dices, but wait there is more. The illuminati (which were at one point in the game’s development supposed to be the secret bad guys from Pubg) somehow think that because one guy got superpowers from it, that like if they just release the virus/worms/whatever it is, that natural selection will do it’s thing and humanity will evolve.
It’s fucking wacky dude.
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dracula after bdsm (bat dracula sex monster): and now i vill perform the afterscare
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remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense
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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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Great on top of everything else now we gotta deal with The Giant Sphere
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