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griddlehark is a STEM4trades couple

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step 1: build a bridge

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I love that Judith and Marta give the impression of the second house being this no nonsense hardcore military house. And then you meet their founder Pyrrha and she is drinking bleach in the apartment and telling Palamedes she doesn't have a lot of tactical evidence on the enemy bc she was too busy fucking their leader

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hi. what if wake survived the fall?

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Clear as mud! But I expect nothing less from a Homestuck 🫡

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I hope Ianthe doesn’t regret eating Babs and fundamentally changing her very soul too much.

Since, you know. It’s too late for her to Tern back now.

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my harrow houseswap fic jazz hands

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and then she nonnled all over the place

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Harrow's necromantic power includes the ability to create underlighting whenever it's necessary.

Bonus:

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Dear all,

I fully recognise none of you may be around any more now that the female-identified nipples have been scourged, but should you still roam these un-nippled halls I will shamelessly update you on my novel. One stops feeling guilt at self-promotion when your book’s on the way; there comes a point where you can no longer even stop, like a shark swims. You understand that to cease is to expire.

This link is to the cover of my book. The disembodied head up there is the head of my heroine. Please click through and examine. For sticking with me on this route, I will give you special information about this novel I don’t give anyone else; if you have read my fanfiction, or my short stories, or even my fanfiction and my short stories, I want to sit down warmly next to you and tell you exactly what kind of old bullshit I’m serving up to you all over again.

GIDEON THE NINTH is the story of seventeen dolts in a space shack trying to become God’s dead best friends. Here are some of the traditional heroic tropes I went with.

* GIRL FALLS FOR SICKLY COUGAR

* BAD LITTLE LEMONGRAB BOY STEEPLES FINGERS, A LOT 

* ASTEROID JUGGALOS HAVE A BONE RELIGION (That old chestnut!! - Ed.)

* TWINS BUT ONE TWIN IS A BEEFALO AND THE OTHER TWIN IS A POT OF YOPLAIT ZERO PERCENT YOGHURT

* HERO’S QUEST TO BECOME A NECROSOLDIER SPACE HUNKETTE ENDS PREMATURELY WHEN NO-TIDDY GOTH WITCH TRICKS HER INTO THE HUNGER GAMES (Biblical - Ed.) 

I have also put in a Sorting Hat system, just for you! One day you could align yourself with one of my beautiful Space Houses, which consist of:

* BORE HOUSE

* MTV’S CRIBS HOUSE

* MORON HOUSE

* YOUR MOM’S HOUSE

* DORK HOUSE

* POSER HOUSE

* ANTI HOUSE

* GOTH HOUSE

Bet you wish you’d thought of those, Rowling!!

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versus

there's an analysis to be made here and i would make it myself if i had any energy

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We’ve been played for fucking fools

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ill be real when i think about camilla and palanedes i think of calvin's parents from calvin and hobbs or whatever van anybody see my vision t

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Harrow's necromantic power includes the ability to create underlighting whenever it's necessary.

Bonus:

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did I never post this one on here

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Wip I think

Idk if I’ll finish it

Also this sketch made me realise that I had a very abstract image in my head of cows 💀💀 ( I studied them in the end 🥸)

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Gideon Nav terrible fashion sense is so important to me babygirl has never been free to dress herself in her LIFE and i firmly believe that if she did have that freedom she would wear just. the most dogshit outfits. socks with slides. neon colors. shirts that say TITS with an arrow pointing down. outfits so bad every woman she meets is begging to take her on a department store makeover episode. outfits so bad you wonder if she got dressed in the dark upside down picking her clothing items by chaos potential. outfits so bad they wrap around to being sick as hell before winding back and punching you straight in the face