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How can I sleep when I can hear my pussy fizzing

just DIE

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If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

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BREAKING:

! ! ! Bees have been patched ! ! !

100,93,86,79,72,65,58,51,44,37,30,23,16,9,2

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only video that matters to me is that japanese guy running through a tunnel screaming about his whole existence has become sex while some shounen turnaround music plays

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Characters in Different Roles

Planning on doing more maybe

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I’m really looking forward to the day at work when the CEO comes online and says, “Congrats, that was everything we were gonna do. We’ve done all the work. That’s all the stuff we’ve planned to do. The products are all really good right now and we shouldn’t change them anymore. It’s just cashing checks from here on out.” And we all go outside and play in the river.

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SECOND APPLE HOLDINGS

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suddenly forces your weak pliable body into the circus cannon, points it directly at a brick wall and then fires

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*Duke Nukem voice* those alien bastards have been sneaking estrogen into my food but it's okay because I actually kinda like these changes, I didn't realise how dysphoric I was until now. I'm going to go buy a maid dress and cat ears now

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The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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They’re back

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Feline Bowl from the 14th - early 16th century made during the time of the Inka Empire (Tawantinsuyu).

[image description: a square-ish bowl with a carved cat head sticking out of one end and a tail sticking out of the other. On the bottom of the bowl are stubby paws. End ID]

@citruscity added your ID to the original, thank you!