skeletalvanity
skeletalvanity
Skeletal Vanity, Homicidal Lust
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31, nonbinary, very gay, and very tired
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skeletalvanity · 30 days ago
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ftm macklemore be like
Walk up in the club like what up I got a new cock
Just got it for about thirty dollars from the thrift shop
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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annie appreciation post✨
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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I can't get over how Sinners is such a rich text on assimilation and whiteness and the dangers of "civility" and music as a way to look both forward and back
And it's also a phenomenal vampire movie where a lot of hot people get covered in blood and there's a B plot about eating out girls
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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your pal says something mean about a fat person in shorts this summer you SAY, "oh so they're supposed to get heat stroke because of your sensitive ass?" (fat people deserve to wear weather appropriate clothing)
you're getting ice cream with your friend and they make a comment about the fat person eating an ice cream cone you SAY, "oh then I guess you don't want ice cream, let's go." (fat people don't need to earn food even for enjoyment)
you're at the beach and a fat person is laying out and your dad says something rude about it you SAY, "I think they look comfortable. It's good they're getting some sun. I bet they work hard all year for this vacation." (fat people deserve to appear in public)
telling a someone you like their stretch marks does NOTHING for fatphobia and will NEVER make your friends and family think twice about their shitty learned hatred.
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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Annie: There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death; conjuring spirits from the past...and the future. In ancient Ireland, they were called Filí. In Choctaw land, they called them Fire Keepers. And in West Africa, they were called Griots. This gift can bring healing to their communities. But it also...attracts evil....
Sinners (2025)
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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we are all sinners
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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preacher boy
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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the choctaw vampire hunters in sinners, photographed by eli joshua adé, smpsp.
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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Yet again, more proof that capitalism was never about "freedom" or "small government".
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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skeletalvanity · 1 month ago
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your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean
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