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I've really wanted to see a Spamtenna fic where five things happen in one:

1. Tenna and Spamton have a slapstick Spy x Spy relationship before Tenna realizes who he's been throttling (he's hilariously creeped out by Spamton checking in/stalking him and Spam's just mixed between being grateful Tenna's alive and angry he doesn't recognize him)

2. Tenna finds out from someone that Spamton is that creature he saw and he rushes out to a dumpster in castle town he's hiding in to confirm (Ralsei unequips him when Kris and Susie are out). I imagine it'd be like a "uhhhhg this guy is so creepy and looks so weird tf he following me for" and someone like Swatch says something along the lines of "yeah Spamton has really let himself go" to a resounding "...WHAT?!"

3. Tenna confirms Spamton is indeed Spamton (after slowly creeping up to him from behind and scruffing him with two fingers while disgusted) and is absolutely heartbroken by his acid singed skin, voice [glitches] (he didn't have those before) and his total lack of hygiene. Spamton gets a bath,much to his dismay (though whoever Mike is at the moment is probably tasked with that since Tenna feels like gagging lol)

4. Spamton finally tells Tenna he left because his benefactor was slowly revealing the prophecy to him, and he left the phone hanging when he was told about the Lord of screen's death; he had to completely detach himself as he was losing his mind. Tenna SEEMED to move on fast from his intel since he was so desperate to stay relevant and that pissed him off

5. After talking it out Tenna assumes their dating status is repaired, to which he kisses Spamton to comfort him. The following scene ensues:

"HOLY FFFFFFFFF-[50% Percent Off]! WHY'D YOU JUST [Hershey's Kiss] ME YOU [TOP 10 FASTEST SPEED RUNNERS]?!"

"I just- I thought we..? You're not-"

"AT LEAST PUT SOME [Sale on Elbow Grease!] INTO YOUR [romantic gesture] [CRT]!!"

Spamton then proceeds to press his weird ass puppet teeth to Tenna's mouth and things escalate from there.

I'm cringe, I'd write my own fanfic if I didn't have a separate one in an depression hiatus loop, I know this is a lot but hopefully my suggestions for hurt/comfort are okay :)

I love the idea of Tenna just picking him up like a possum lawl. He would 100% do that. And I LOVE that idea about the prophecy. I might do something with that!

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GERSON...

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The ol’ jitterbug

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In the camera video game section of chapter 3, I noticed something interesting. Some enemies you take photos of turn back into their objects momentarily.

...I also couldn't help but notice Ralsei covers his horns when you take a photo...

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'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans

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Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.

hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what

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wander's strengths and weaknesses from the shows pitch bible :) credit @woystuff at twitter/bsky!

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Extremely disappointed... Glad I unfollowed them and I hope they get help.

CARLYRAEJEPSANS is a proshipper who lies about it, ships char(asriel and is mutuals with popular UTDR in(cest shippers, necrophil(ia fic posters, UTDR ra(pe fic posters, sh(otacons and groomers

readmore for triggering content since people requested it after my last callout

first of all carlyraejepsans posted this on their good omens blog which shows that they think anticest people on their utdr blog are basically stupid children and they talk about having a nec(rophilia/corpsef**cking mutual

and as you can see in the first few screenshots they HATE people who are against in(cest fic. they're also friends with imptwins who they used to have blocked for making under(age UTDR art

but now they're friends again.

IMPTWINS makes r(ape fic of S(uselle (drugging and r(aping her) and carlyraejepsans used to have them blocked for their reputation but doesn't care anymore and unblocked them but they definitely know about it

imptwins also admitted to committing actual se(xual assault against real people and downplayed it by saying it's just what all teens do.

despite Imptwins admitting to se(xually assaulting multiple people carlyrae has defended this and changed the story so it was just one person in a bad relationship imptwins se(xually assaulted and then threatened to beat people to death for bringing it up

imptwins and kimberlyeab made friends with a minor who read their s(mut (like the Suselle drugging/ra(ping fic they advertised in the main UTDR tags with no content filters so it can't be blocked or filtered) and invited the minor into their private discord servers and sent the minor into my askbox to defend them and "prove" they aren't being groomed.

carlyraepesans is also mutuals with wordbending who is a sh(otacon

who is a supporter of kimberlyeab and wordbending loves in(cest, as you can see here

wordbending also makes in(cest fic of underage UTDR characters including char(isk s(mut which carlyraejepsans reads because it's aged up and they think aged up Frisk is hot

they also think it's okay to se(xualize the kid characters and age them up to do it

(this was about flowey/asriel but they use it to excuse them reading "aged up" sm(ut of charisk and finding frisk attractive)

carlyraejepsans is a big supporter of fictional in(cests and thinks toby fox is too

they interact with people who have proship DNI because they don't care.

they unfollowed Ish_Bruhh after they made a callout post for Zixzs (who makes in(cest porn of Kris/Toriel) but they used to follow them

and they support kimberlyeab who lies about their age and intercts with a 15 year old who reads their utdr ns(fw content and blocked me for telling them kimberlyeab was a groomer (proof post here) and liked this tweet AFTER I showed them proof kimberlyeab was a groomer

they also ship char(asriel which is an in(cest ship

they also lied about having the tag blocked because they often reblog art that open tagged ch(asriel which they wouldn't see if they had the tag blocked

this was reblogged from their mutual wordbending who again writes s(mut of them char(isk and char(asriel and likes sh(otacon

carlyrae pretends the reason they don't interact with wordbending anymore is because of the sh(otacon thing but it's actually just because wordbending got banned, imptwins also retweens lol(isho and carlyrae is still friends with imptwins.

carlyraejepsans knows about what these people do and says that who they interact with is none of my business even though they're admitted pe(dophiles who have committed irl se(xual assault

so if you're wondering why they blocked you for no reason it's probably because you're against in(cest and und(ragefic and sh(otacon and all their friends and mutuals are into it but they're hiding it from the public for their reputation so they can keep following people with proship DNI in their profiles

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Finished deltarune chapters 3 and 4

...also RIP Kris = Knight theory lmfao

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WHAT'S THAT PUPPET BOY?

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Does anyone know any good fanfiction of the gems finding out about/processing Steven's trauma/breakdown in SUF?

I really wanna see other people's takes on how the gems would react in private in order to keep him calm

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baby latias

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Are you trying to have it so only your subordinates, enemies, and your boss see your posts? If so, there's options for that. You don't need to put your soapbox in the town square so people can set up tomato stands if you don't want to. :)

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Me when I post something on a public platform and the public has a reaction 😡

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Horrible opinion, that duck is a respectable member of society. Very dapper

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