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my favorite medieval drawings of monkeys taking care of cats
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My favourite fandom wiki quirks:
Wookiepedia’s insistence on describing everything in the past tense because it’s talking about “a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away”.
Bulbapedia attempting to adhere to encyclopedic citation standards in spite of the fact that it’s basically a glorified fan-Pokédex.
The Transformers Wiki’s firm commitment to finding something to mock in every article even if it’s really not that funny.
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jojos dumb as shit worthless fucking adventure
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TF2 real names
Darryl Diapers

Larry Lunchbox

Hank Hotdog
Glasgow Greg
Bartholomew Bigarms
Tiberius Toolbox
Checkup Charlie

Sexual Steve

Mark Question
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My favorite part of the plague doctor outfit is the walking stick because it was mostly used to examine patients without touching them but apparently it was also used to keep people a respectable distance from the doctor.
Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor please I'm--
Some goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: get the fuck away from me *slaps him with a stick*
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my favorite episode of the twilight zone is the one with the prairie woman who has tiny fuck freaks running around her house but then the twist is the fuck freaks are actually humans in space suits and SHE’S the giant fuck freak
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actual lines from aquabats! songs
welcome to my world, or should i say this land of snakes
THERE’S GIBLETS ALL OVER MY FACE, BABY!
don’t smell me there! AHAHAHA
yeah, i’m extremely reckless! i ride an otter like a motorcycle!
hide your hot dogs, this cat’s upset
no heroes here, just plastic sharks
ehnnnbehbu…ennbehneheennnn
newsflash, hong kong! powdered milk man has devastated the great wall!
please don’t be a lobster
it might take all night just to get this right, but yom yam backachago
uno dos tres four
like mexican candy, we got some complex flavour runnin’ up in here
RONALD REAGAN CAN YOU HELP ME
AND A FANNY PACK! [scream]
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