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skeletonwhale · 1 hour ago
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Scandinavians when outdoor string lights were invented
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skeletonwhale · 2 hours ago
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smeemo so cute and makes all the girls say "smeemo so cute"
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skeletonwhale · 14 hours ago
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Anniversary of APOLLO 11 MOON LANDING
On July 20, 1969, 109 hours and 42 minutes after launch, Neil Armstrong and Edwin ‘Buzz’ Aldrin entered the lunar lander ‘Eagle’, made a final check, and the Eagle undocked from the lunar orbiter ‘Columbia’, where the third member of the crew Michael Collins, stayed in orbit around the moon. Partially manually piloted by Armstrong, the Eagle landed 0 degrees, 41 minutes, 15 seconds north moon latitude and 23 degrees, 26 minutes east moon longitude. Armstrong stepped out, and Aldrin followed 20 minutes later: human beings stepped on the moon for the first time. The two men spent 21 hours and 26 minutes on its surface. One of the astounding aspects of the mission was the seeming simplicity of the technology used to get man to the moon. According to Oliver Gassmann, professor of Technology Management, the mobile phone in your pocket has one million times more memory than the Apollo 11’s computer. Same about the procesor: the latest phones typically have more than 100,000 times the processing power of the computer that landed man on the moon 50 years ago.
“It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn’t feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.” –Neil Armstrong
(gifs from the documentary Chasing The Moon, 2019)
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skeletonwhale · 17 hours ago
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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life
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skeletonwhale · 17 hours ago
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Here, You Shall Live Forever
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skeletonwhale · 19 hours ago
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In my dreams we are both free
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skeletonwhale · 21 hours ago
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As of the evening of July 14, I have raised 296 dollars of my goal. I still need help to get my bank account out of the red and pay bills. I will be getting help turning my internet back on within a week thanks to family help but it's going to be a one time thing.
I would like to raise enough money so I can at least pay my upcoming internet and phone bills and the two loan payments that I have due. Priority right now is getting my bank account into the black and then raising enough money so I can pay my over due loan payment.
If you can donate please do so. If you are unable to donate, please reblog. The more my post gets reblogged, the more chances there are that it might get seen by the right people.
I know everyone is hurting a lot, but even small amounts can build up. Thank you.
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skeletonwhale · 2 days ago
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/66992527
Y'ALL THIS IS THE COOLEST FANFIC I'VE EVER SEEN.
It is a complete narrative about SecUnits on a Planetary Survey trying to communicate and keep their clients safe while dealing with the restrictions of their govmod.
IT IS ALSO A FULLY INTERACTIVE GAME OF MINESWEEPER.
The story is told BY PLAYING MINESWEEPER.
This fic is criminally underrated go look at it!!!
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skeletonwhale · 2 days ago
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went to sauna today
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skeletonwhale · 2 days ago
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my friend nader @nader2002 and his family are starving.
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the prices of anything in gaza are absolutely ridiculous. trying to get “aid” from the so-called “aid sites” is exceedingly dangerous because israel keeps slaughtering people waiting for food, and one of the family members was recently injured trying to get some. i’m very worried for them and i don’t want them to have to risk their lives at these horrible “aid sites.”
i know it’s overwhelming and a lot; i know there’s so much right now. but please, if you can spare even anything, even a $10 or $5 once, or a regular donation of $2 even, please do donate.
and please spread the word, even offline too or on other social media sites. i have a QR code on my pinned post that you can share!
i also have art you can buy! i would also like to make more prints of my art soon, so if there are any specific pieces of mine you’d like to see in print, let me know.
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thank you for reading. please donate and share; anything helps 💖
vetted by @/90-ghost and @/el-shab-hussein
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skeletonwhale · 2 days ago
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Please be looking at Yamuel
Here he is.
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Please LOOMK
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PLEASE
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✨Thank you ✨
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skeletonwhale · 2 days ago
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To be loved
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Is to be changed
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skeletonwhale · 2 days ago
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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skeletonwhale · 3 days ago
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I loved when “Drift Compatible” entered pop lexicon cause we were in DESPERATE need for a way to platonically express “one of us to the other is as a limb to a body; we are a left and right feet of a dancer; we do not need to speak because any one word inspires an exchange of unspoken words that conveys a full conversation in which a mutual conclusion is determined in an instant”. Huge win for the QPRs out here
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skeletonwhale · 4 days ago
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ひもーーーー!
The striiiiiiing!
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skeletonwhale · 4 days ago
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skeletonwhale · 4 days ago
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Hyttynen puri
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