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coconut found a huge ass beetle and is currently stalking it incessantly. rest in peace

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got into an argument with my cousin bc she hung up an italian flag in our room and we are not italian no matter how much i joke abt it and she kept saying “turn on the light” and when i did it was the fucking pansexual flag are you kidding me

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I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

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The paw on the window

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Elijah losing it over Bumbleby part 3 (pray for the chair)

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Elijah losing it over Bumbleby part 4 (nobody tell her about bmblb the song I fear she might freak out)

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Me seeing a boy: I am a faggot

Me seeing a girl: I am a faggot for girls

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Let them out for an evening bimble, they've gone to bed on the mat 🤣💤

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i hate it when someone asks me what my favorite work of art is because i can't say "the one of the woman chilling on the rocks with a dragon lying in her lap and giving off powerful big dick energy" but how else am i supposed to describe it

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im the wwii soldiers who got so bored and horny that they collectively invented the idea of finding breasts attractive

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Thinking about Blake having to learn to be in a relationship again. Learning not to recoil instinctively when Yang reaches out a hand towards her. Learning not to dread getting all her faults and flaws picked at. Getting used to being casually complimented. Being listened to without needing to apologize for herself. To being looked after. To being brought breakfast in bed. To being treated with care and respect. Rediscovering that she actually really likes physical intimacy. She likes the feeling of warm arms around her waist. She likes the feeling of another's heartbeat against her. She likes flirting and being flirted with. She likes being able to huddle in comfortable silence with the person she loves. All these parts of herself like deadened limbs suddenly feeling warmth and feeling rush through them for the first time in years. She'd forgotten just how much of herself she'd forgotten.

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Some bees to warm ur heart 😩

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playing with ocs is either

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Something the AI text boom has made me realize is that "no information" is significantly better than "wrong information."

I just saw Doordash AI describe a gallon of blue cheese dressing as a "sweet and refreshing beverage concentrate."