skeptic4l
✌ I'm Jessica, But You Can Call Me Later
Jessica.17.Illinois.Socially Awkward.
I love Mayday Parade, Go Radio, We The Kings, Ellen Degeneres and Betty White.
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take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level
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The single most important photo from the#goldenglobes red carpet.
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I love that no matter where you are in the US right now, you are freezing your ass off and we are united as a country over this.
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$250 for a meet and greet? You better get to suck their dick or something
my mom (via christmasbarakat)
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reasons i tend to not talk
people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
i hate my voice
i have something really mean to say
i hate you
i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me
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Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
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I’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three.
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this is literally the greatest audio post that has been posted on this stupid website
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