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Behold, my idiot son. He has one (1) braincell and knows how to count to four sometimes. He is very puntable.

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ABSOLUTELY

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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

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So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

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one of the leading reasons that microsoft teams is garbage is that

1. it automatically turns your emoticons into emojis and

2. you need admin privileges to disable it

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Hunters, an update regarding shader compilation for the Steam version of MHWilds.

Reports that after applying the latest update, CPU load may increase due to shader compilation occurring during gameplay rather than when the game is launched, resulting in unstable performance until compilation is complete. If you are experiencing this issue, try deleting your shader cache files. https://steamcommunity.com/app/2246340/discussions/0/596267902352499612/ This issue will be addressed by ensuring shader compilation occurs at launch in future updates.

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Got the mhw official works book and I'm DEVASTATED we didn't get the partridge slinger

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why isopods are the perfect pets:

- can go on vacation without someone watching them (if you have enough dirt)

- there's always cute babies

- your landlord won't charge pet rent

- will eat your garbage

- other pod related reasons (there are many)

I love looking at my pods

Look inside and think, are they still isopods in there? Yep

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I love looking at my pods

Look inside and think, are they still isopods in there? Yep

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cons are such good places to be if you have artblock???

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at home on the couch taking enough psychic damage from work to clock in

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Anyone got tips to dress up as a buff man as a small-ish woman? I am prioritizing comedy over accuracy.

The character:

Me:

(apologies for the notes app drawing I am at work)

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."