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Hey all of you in the notes who are dropping quark knowledge IF YOU KNOW PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE GLOWING BLUE THINGS IS
Also the metal egg
I shared that 'physics is totally not witchcraft' post with my brother who actually understands physics and I am even less convinced it isn't magic

...a beyond four axis thing that has two dimensions called strange and charm?!
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I shared that 'physics is totally not witchcraft' post with my brother who actually understands physics and I am even less convinced it isn't magic

...a beyond four axis thing that has two dimensions called strange and charm?!
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more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell
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change does not come from a place of comfort
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Was listening to Lindsay Stirling and it reminded me I haven't drawn my musical Inquisitor in some time.
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I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird
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We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective
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For me this isn't even about empathy or sympathy (though there's value in those as well), it is just straight-up a human rights thing. Once you have decided that there is *any* category of human that can be treated as less-than-human you've said that humanity is conditional, and so are the rights that come with it. You've already lost, you've granted the fascists their point because *you agree with them* that some people don't deserve to be treated like humans.
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Apparently my fiancee was thinking about eggs last night after I fell asleep (this is common - we are both training for a fitness event and eat a LOT of eggs for protein and muscle recovery so making sure we have enough in is a daily task) and I, still asleep, rolled over and just said 'eggs' without waking up or providing any context.
I don't know what this means exactly but I found it amusing when she told me.
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Things that happen in Bojack Horseman without context
Jessica Biel kills and eats Zach Braff (both of the real celebrities voice themselves doing this)
The D on the Hollywood sign is destroyed, and instead of fixing it the area is just renamed Hollywoo for the rest of the series
One of the most emotionally raw episodes is called “Free Churro”
A character is allowed to open his own Disneyland because Walt Disney misspelled his own name on the copyright documents
The race for Governor of California briefly becomes an actual ski race
There is a recurring character who is very clearly two kids in a trench coat, and only one other character actually notices this
There’s an episode where, due to the framing device of two characters talking about the story while having to respect client confidentiality, everyone’s name and design is slightly changed, resulting in Bobo the Angsty Zebra
A biographical book wins a Golden Globe for Best Musical/Comedy
One of the in-universe shows Bojack stars in is hosted on a website that was created to tell you what time it is right now
Todd creates a sex robot
This is after Todd realizes he’s asexual
A character has eight dads in a polyamorous relationship and this is treated surprisingly normally
JD Salinger (author of Catcher in the Rye) is still alive and, when brought in to pitch a tv show, creates a celebrity game show
The spaghetti strainers
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This was on my whiteboard when I came out of the shower today
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Lets thrive without mama and learn that we are deserving of love even though she didnt provide it
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