he/him 🏳️⚧️ 20yonear two decades past a witch hath cursed me mortal flesh to keep the art of consistency stranger from what fills thy days
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An entire race of creatures that perfectly resembles, detached human arms, but happily go about their business, have their own small villages, and are lightly disturbed when they see humans.
Humans get to feel the same way a chimera feels when it sees a singular goat or snake or lion just walking around on its own.
I was going to delete this as just kind of "this is a weird thing with no context", but I love the final section.
Centaur who's freaked out by humans and horses. What the fuck? Where's that other half come from?
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divorce papernapkins to wipe up all the mess
divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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here's to hoping baby 1 is a werewolf:)
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this is my sim Sage Hallow, she found herself stranded on a Sulani beach with no real memory, no money and only her dog as a companion. She clung to him, and when he died she found herself face-to-face with.. god? or something? To get back her dog (and memories) she now has to have one child with each occult (that I have) (basically im doing itsqwertyluvs occult baby challenge)
#occult baby challenge#y'all are gonna be subjected to my sims now sorry#that is if I actually do this lmao#longer than a day that is
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my classroom had 2 pet fish and the really fat one ate the small one that biggie 😭
Not surprised. Trap me inside a room with a floating burrito and it's bound to get eaten.
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i am incredibly mildly annoyed
THERE IS A MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM IM TRYING TO SLEEP MY CAT IS ALREADY ASLEEP AND NO HELP AT ALL
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“you are a lying bastard but you’re MY lying bastard so i suppose its unchangable”
There's a passage i love in the odyssey by homer...
When Odysseus finally woke up in the ithacan beach he didn't recognize his own land so when Athena, disguised as a yound herdman, told him the truth. And then asked him who he was. he IMMEDIATELY lied to her. Bro infodumped A WHOLE OC LORE with a tragic BACKSTORY AND EVERYTHING.

I love that athena's reaction was to be like "you lying bastard lmao"

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we have not.
THERE IS A MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM IM TRYING TO SLEEP MY CAT IS ALREADY ASLEEP AND NO HELP AT ALL
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MY TINY LITTLE CAT IS SNORING AND THE MOSQITO IS QUIET HAVE WE ACHIEVED PEACE
THERE IS A MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM IM TRYING TO SLEEP MY CAT IS ALREADY ASLEEP AND NO HELP AT ALL
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i know nothing of them but i do know i adore this artwork

“At night, he’d sit on the end of Ronan’s childhood bed and meet Ronan in dreamspace-Ronan, asleep, in a dream, Adam, awake, in a trance.”
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🧊 ?
A sweet, elderly shapeshifting dragon lady lives in your apartment building. When a band of dragon-slayers shows up, you and the other tenants are in agreement. They won't get to her without a fight.
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I tried to voice record my ideas for a story one time, and all that came out was khdvujjkjkjcjhcbgsfcahjbcde. I have never had so many knots in my tongue and said so much jibberish in my life.
When I say I tell stories, I mean I write stories. The ideas only flow through my fingers and nowhere else.
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epic but it's clair obscur expedition 33
(version without the UI under the cut!)
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