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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
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Got any plans for Valentine's Day? ;)
I really should do a better job answering these sooner, but me and my friends went to a karaoke bar! Easily the coolest valentines day ever.
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HEY MAN WHATS UP HOW IS UR LIFE GOING ???
JUST DANDY HOW ABOUT YOURS??
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when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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do you ever sit in ur friends room and just wonder how many times theyve masturbated where ur sitting
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Fun fact, I have a green foil star balloon that I was given at the zoo and it’s still fully inflated without ever being refilled.
Funner fact? I was two years old when I got it, making it a 16 year old balloon.
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people who think they’re cool by being wildly inappropriate 300% of the time

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Haunting 3D Projections onto trees by Clement Briend. He says, “I always wanted to photograph the world without it being too faithful to what it is. I always imagined devices that can transform and intervene with the light in things that I photograph. the focus became photographs that include projections and hence the idea of doing shows with projected images.”
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When people want to take a picture of you on your birthday:

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