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im super sunday chillin

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Shitty ass photo but I’m looking at a whole group of about 8 red stags rn

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my dad is working on the Isle of Harris right now and it looks like paradise

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did you know that if one of your best friends moves back to living a 10 minute walk from you, then on a hot summer’s Saturday you can just walk over and go to the beach together? they don’t want you to know this incredible life hack

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Sydney Adamu and Richie Jerimovich in Season 4 of THE BEAR

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now this is what I’m talking about. if you zoom in I’m really giving Mouth of Sauron

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just found out these actors just got married irl…. that’s what shooting un-simulated sex scenes 9 years ago will do for you. love wins

PARIS 05:59: THÉO & HUGO (2016) dir. Olivier Ducastel, Jacques Martineau

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why am I 31 years old and still having men not believe me when I say I never want children. they really can’t handle the idea that not all women want to be mothers. one of them said the other day that it was my “job” to “keep the planet going” and I just laughed at him. realistically they don’t actually know any women in their lives who DON’T have children so it’s a fairly foreign concept to them but that is not my problem

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If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

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it was sweltering the other day so he took his shirt off at work again, all afternoon. boiler suit unbuttoned to the crotch. distracted the fuck out of me walking back and forwards while I was working…. also he basically dared me to squirt my water bottle at him then yelped when I did and it was cold. a 50 year old man’s stomach hair glistening in the sun, incredible stuff

coworker bf was telling me that a few years ago on a hot day he was shirtless under his unbuttoned boiler suit and was carrying a big metal part in each hand, out in the street, to another part of the factory. At this point a carful of women went past. Next thing he hears is the brakes screeching because this woman nearly hit the car in front because she was too busy staring at that peek of hairy stomach. I’m like bro I get it. I know how she felt. So I told him he should send me a photo of him like that at work since it’s gonna be hot this week and I’m on holiday

so last night I’m on the bus and a new photo pops up. whatsapp shoots to the bottom of the chat right to the new message at the precise moment a middle aged couple is sitting down behind me and can see right over my shoulder, to the photo of him sitting astride his sexy ass sport motorbike wearing nothing but his helmet. I felt like a horny criminal AND I missed my stop. I would have crashed that car too

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body dysmorphia kicking my ass lately…. I have actually no clue what I really look like. I look so different between mirrors and photos, I cannot gauge clothing sizes, people contradict what I observe about my body like I’m being ridiculous. I don’t have any full length mirrors in my flat yet and maybe that’s the issue. Like I know body checking can exacerbate the dysmorphia but then at least I’d be. idk reassured. nightmarish

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" Kokomeren River " //© jony_traveler

Music: © Unknown Artist

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was on holiday all week since last Thursday. came back today and there was literally no work to do so I got to take the day off. payday yesterday. coworker bf is off today too and I haven’t seen him since last wednesday. so I skipped out of work to go and get my pussy ate instead #socialism

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It’s the hottest day of the year and he sent me more photos from work today, with him shirtless under his fucking unbuttoned boiler suit. He had his hairy little stomach out ALL DAY on the one week I’m not there to enjoy it. ffs

coworker bf was telling me that a few years ago on a hot day he was shirtless under his unbuttoned boiler suit and was carrying a big metal part in each hand, out in the street, to another part of the factory. At this point a carful of women went past. Next thing he hears is the brakes screeching because this woman nearly hit the car in front because she was too busy staring at that peek of hairy stomach. I’m like bro I get it. I know how she felt. So I told him he should send me a photo of him like that at work since it’s gonna be hot this week and I’m on holiday

so last night I’m on the bus and a new photo pops up. whatsapp shoots to the bottom of the chat right to the new message at the precise moment a middle aged couple is sitting down behind me and can see right over my shoulder, to the photo of him sitting astride his sexy ass sport motorbike wearing nothing but his helmet. I felt like a horny criminal AND I missed my stop. I would have crashed that car too

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