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Our ambitions are high but our energy’s low // we could have been immortal but now we’ll never know

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Follow-up: 

Mad Matt 

The Dead characters as John Mulaney quotes

Ed

Jack

Bam

Fredique

Brooke

Courtney

Aleisha

Jordan Hordern

Chris Marker

Kyle

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The Dead characters as John Mulaney quotes

Ed

Jack

Bam

Fredique

Brooke

Courtney

Aleisha

Jordan Hordern

Chris Marker

Kyle

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A few good children

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Marco: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Felix: you know, I’m not really a jewelery person.

Marco: You don’t have to wear it-

Felix: No, I’m gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.

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Jordan: Kyle no

Kyle: Kyle yes

Hayden: Kyle no

Kyle: Kyle maybe

Ed: Kyle no

Kyle: Kyle no

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About Deke’s death

Akkie: I’m not saying it was you, Arran.

Arran: I know, man-

Akkie: I’m saying it was Freak.

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I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired. So, I'm gonna take a nap but when I wake up, oh, you are in for it.

Ed probably

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Andy: *answers phone* Oh, hi, Jester. Yeah, he’s here. I’ll just get him.

Andy: Shadow, it’s your boyfriend!

Shadow: He’s not my boyfriend!

Shadow: *picks up phone* hi babe.

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Arran: I know what genealogy is, it’s when you rub a lamp and get three wishes.

Justin: I’ve met bread smarter than you.

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Maxie to David: Yes, I’ve heard everything on your argument and... how do I put this delicately... it’s all stupid garbage.

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Zulficker: Don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink already?

Ryan: I’m just helping the kids.

Zulficker: How is you drinking helping the kids?

Ryan: The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.

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Jordan: Ed, have you seen Kyle?

Ed: I’m not seeing Kyle!

Jordan: ...what?

Ed: What?

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Dognut: It’s almost our anniversary!

Justin: I know.

Dognut: A year ago today I was just your annoying friend Dognut.

Brooke: Now you’re just my annoying friend Dognut!

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Akkie: Well, why you have to one up me all the time? What, are you just getting your jollies, make me look dumb?

Ollie: Well, who said I think you’re dumb? Maybe I happen to think you’re really smart. Maybe I just-

Akkie: Maybe I just what?

Ollie: -Like you.

Akkie: *sputters* Maybe... I just like you too!

Ollie: Oh really?

Akkie: Yeah. Maybe I liked you for a really long time but just didn’t say anything to you cause I hated you so much!

Ollie : Are you saying you like me or not?

Akkie: Are YOU saying you like me or not?

Ollie: I’m saying I like you!

Akkie: Well I’m saying I like you!

Ollie: Well fine!

Akkie: Fine!

Ollie: Then I guess we’re boyfriend and boyfriend!

Akkie: Fine!

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Nicola to David: That’s adorable, you have a crush on yourself. I’d be careful. The guy you’re in love with is a douche.

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Ed: We’re not going to just hang around like sitting ducks. We’re going to take the fight to them. Like some WADDLING ducks! If the waddling was super fast and cool.

Kyle: Like some boss ass penguins!