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Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.

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I need to draw/see someone draw Pappy in this outfit

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Poll for the 100 Best Gay TV Ships is open till this Friday. Feel free to vote here: https://forms.gle/zvGUrBQQK1vRZsfFA

750+ queer ships to pick from (both canon and non-canon)

you can vote as many times as you like

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AFHDKAHDJAJFHSHFKSJD OH MY GOD.

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i love my daughter (the adopted pig that I support financially and spiritually who lives in a pig sanctuary in virginia)

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?

I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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can we ask about ur family's curse

according to my great grandma it was cast on her grandma by a neighbor with the evil eye - "your daughters will marry their fathers and your sons will become them"

which is really just a fancy way of describing the cycle of abuse and therefore worked very well, generally going into effect before the kid in question turned 21

so my matrilineal family tree winds up a fractured, miserable mess, lots of young marriages and parents falling apart generation after generation, serial toxic marriages with generations of kids scattered across the whole state in foster homes - very nasty stuff

until it gets to me (firstborn in my generation of cousins) and by the time im twenty one i am 1. both daughter and son and neither 2. extremely aspec and queer

which apparently this neighbor did not conceive of when casting her eye and seems to have simply error messaged the curse into oblivion. no one born after me has had this problem. all their romantic relationships are loving (though i would never claim them perfect) and their children adored. fairytale loopholed so hard the damn thing disintegrated. its the funniest magic story i have lmao

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Orm at Elle Fashion Week 2024 via her Insta!

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Spring Clearance Sale- Rotating Out Old Prints, 25% off!

okay folks! So with the knowledge that it's not a full service outage style of postal strike, I can still run my annual taking-prints-out-of-rotation-by-putting-them-on-sale sale!

All five of these bad boys are gonna be 25% off until I run out of my remaining inventory, which will free up more room for new print designs I come up with! I This time around I went with some of my oldest designs to rotate out, thanks for the support yall!

Spiders Georg

RR's Grave

HONK

Do Good Recklessly

Home of the Creature

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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love the idea of eddie having a Feelings Realisation but still being a little concerned that he might not be into men sexually, like the actual practicality of that, and he doesn't want to risk hurting buck by confessing and then realising that maybe he's not really into it. he couldn't do that to him. but he also doesn't really want to date a bunch of men to find out, because he's just realised he's in love with his best friend and he's not sure he can put that aside long enough to get really into it with another guy. so instead he's letting himself Look at men, consciously, for the first time in his life. he's looking and he's imagining and he's not shying away from it. he's trying to work out how he feels about the reality of it, instead of instinctively pushing it down like he's starting to suspect he's been doing for an awful long time.

meanwhile buck has clocked the way eddie's been contemplatively checking out every guy in the vicinity and he's collapsing in on himself like a dying star

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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

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cause of death: yearning