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Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that
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performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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forgot to say here i got married on friday
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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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Yeah so,
I've been in a domestic violence situation for four years, it's getting so bad to the point I cannot actually do anything in this house. I'm a prisoner in my environment and cannot safely shower or go to the bathroom without being accused of heinous things.
I think after a certain point your morale drops so low you start questioning yourself as being a human being. You'd do anything to get out of your situation but I have someone that does want to take me in for a time. I'm at the point I wouldn't mind if I ended up homeless because of it but I'd rather I do get to keep some of my things (like my clothes and books.) I need to be able to afford to ship my things, I need to cover travel expenses. Mostly I need a little over to be able to afford things until I can get myself another job because, I'm functional enough to work. But I haven't been able to due to physical injury and then, nearly being nearly placed inpatient because of the critical break I went under. Only reason I afforded my bills this month is because my sibling and boyfriend helped me.
I'm a functioning schizophrenic, but without being able to afford the medications that keep me in reality and allowing a space for me to actually BE a human being I'm stuck in a perpetual loop of barely scraping by to afford what I can for myself and I get no help with anything outside of that. And now I just want out.
I just want out of this place. I want to go somewhere I'm okay. I need something to help, like a little bit. Really I need at least 2k but I don't know. I have a cashapp, paypal, yeah.
$IsaacThatcher [email protected] is my paypal.
I've been to crisis, I've been given the numbers, I know either way it means I lose most of my stuff, I don't want to. I should be allowed to keep the things I have. What's left that I like. It's upsetting. I want to ship some of my things to my boyfriend.
Please help, if you can. I just want to get to the part where financial struggle is something that I can look forward to.
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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen
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Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house



Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets
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found this on reddit you know what i have to do
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meeee i'd teach my kids to hate capitalism from day one ❤️
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me: i’m such a hero of justice. i’m heromoding. i’m going to slay every single villain with my blade and save everyone
friend’s eggy tgirl older brother: hey why does my dialogue tag say that
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