This is a mystery blog... not because I post mysteries but because I don't know what the hell I'm doing, maybe one day I'll find out :] ... soo, is this where I am suppose to put my Name/Age/Preferred pronouns, because I won't. you can find out about me by asking questions.
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I actually love having dermatographia it's so fucking entertaining :D
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trying to explain your skin condition to others like








dermatographia, amirite?
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parents: why don’t you do anything me: minimalism
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Not gonna lie... I read his user as trash
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Genie: I grant you 3 wishes. What is your first wish?
Me: I wish somebody loved me
Genie: it is done
Me [looking around]: ...where are they?
Genie: *averts eyes & starts to blush*
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If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
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Today I googled Deadpool Monopoly

I was not disappointed
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Or maybe he is just trying to flag down Benedict Cumberbatch

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do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
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i hate ppl who get personally offended when im in a bad mood like im not mad at u susan im mad at the world
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weird how tumblr is cracking down on copyright violations when their whole website is an updog violation
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