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Good question

I wonder how many of the people that Echidna swallowed were into it.

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Yeah. Anyways stop talking please I'm trying to fucking run you over and you're making it harder for me to think

driving in my car right after a beer

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Yeah she probably does. But this is a photo of me.

driving in my car right after a beer

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No I'm Skitter. Bitch is over there

driving in my car right after a beer

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Oh hey it's me

driving in my car right after a beer

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it must have been really funny to be a random earth bet usamerican outside of brockton bay in taylors warlord era. especially after her identity was revealed. like what the fuck a major city has been taken over by a bunch of Obvious Teenagers and what's worse. we found out who the worst of them is and it's literally the most loser girl ever. high school girl with the last name heeburt is stinging people's dicks off and gouging out eyes.

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@coilforreal

The amount of people I get in my notes saying my posts look like they have 10k and then following up by how wrong they were concerns me, because it means I’m doing all the right things to get a 10k posts which means I might actually get one, and that scares me more than anything else

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Piggot be like: I am at a loss for Wards.

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@skitter-queen Imposter! I challenge you to a duel at dawn.

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Yeah Aisha it sure is

It's so much easier to get followers on a stupid gimmick blog for some tumblr universe

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Oh no my secret power has been revealed

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Worm

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Nah yeah I know what you mean

>be me, pizza guy in shittiest port town on Earth Bet

>terrible tips and get robbed for pizza so often I have honest to god decoy pizzas

>get called to deliver to this weird old warehouse like three times a week and have to roll the dice on how it's gonna go

>there's this whole Burger King Kid's Club worth of diverse teenagers that live there and I never know who I'm gonna get

>worst kid there is the one that answers the door 90% of the time. I hate this little fucking shit

>black haired boy. Dainty little prince pretty boy type. Always the one who calls the orders in, and always gives some stupid ass fake name like he's fucking Bart Simpson. "I.C. Weiner" and "I.P. Freely." That kind of shit.

>like half the time I think I'm delivering a depression-meal since he's dressed like he just woke up, and I'd feel bad except he makes some smartass remark every time, and since I see him every other goddamn day, it's almost always the same joke. Also tries to get free pizza by saying it's 30 minutes or free, except no one has done that program since like 1993, so he's pulling shit from tv. I don't need a fucking comedy routine from a kid in cookie monster pajama pants. Bad tipper. Whatever cash he has in his pocket.

>he's on the shitlist because, and I don't know how the fuck he does this, but every time the pizza is "late", this fucking kid trips me somehow. Or I drop my phone or the pizza bag or keys. Swear to god this kid has Home Alone tripwires or something.

>and every time it happens. Every fucking time. This little bastard says "have a nice trip."

>would say he's a cape, but every cape I've ever met has had some kind of presence, and I'm not giving that much credit to someone with a four-hair teenage mustache

>hate this smug little fucker and I'd have him blacklisted if this fucking building and its weird teenage polycule didn't make up like 50% of our orders for the neighborhood. 0/10, I hope you die

>be me, Brockton Bay pizza man. Deliver to welding building. Name on order is "Dick Hardly." Little prince opens the door. He has a sidekick. Black girl counterpart. They give me matching shit-eating grins. I hate my fucking job.

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I don't need to, I can feel him with my bugs

Hey everyone. It's me, Skitter. I'm actually Skitter fr fr no cap fair dinkum. You probably know me from my glorious feats in the web serial Worm. As well as Skitter, I'm also known as Weaver, Khepri, Taylor, and Locker Girl.

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Depends. Is Joe from accounting a parahuman?

Hey everyone. It's me, Skitter. I'm actually Skitter fr fr no cap fair dinkum. You probably know me from my glorious feats in the web serial Worm. As well as Skitter, I'm also known as Weaver, Khepri, Taylor, and Locker Girl.

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Is he? Whenever I've seen him he was a real skinny fella

Hey everyone. It's me, Skitter. I'm actually Skitter fr fr no cap fair dinkum. You probably know me from my glorious feats in the web serial Worm. As well as Skitter, I'm also known as Weaver, Khepri, Taylor, and Locker Girl.