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iris: ash is such a kid and cilan is kinda weird. i'm the most normal and mature member of our group.

cilan: ash and iris are young and very childish. i'm the most normal and mature member of our group.

ash:

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god me saying that ash and iris are more alike than they realize earlier is more on the nose than i thought considering in bw009 iris refuses ash's offer to battle and tells him to just battle with pikachu by himself (which he does) and then in bw033 it's revealed that iris fought drilbur by herself multiple times

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🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Can't stand how people will learn that humans are related to Pokemon and somehow come to the conclusion that different people are different types. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

🍑 pechaberrysoda

there are literally so many fighting type people what are you even talking about lmao

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Your genetic make up doesn't just magically change type because you took a karate class. Do you also think your Charizard is a Grass type now because it learnt Solar Beam?

✨ ace-trainer-luna

But aren't Psychic type people a thing? Some humans have telekinetic powers, I'm pretty sure there are a few gym leaders who have them. There are even rare cases of children born with psychic abilities.

🌸 cynthiasfuturewife

that's still just learning moves

🌌 mistyterrain

As an actual Psychic type, this post is really disheartening to see. The fact that people who still refuse to acknowledge the existence of psychics are so common is just shocking. We exist!

☣ deathtounova

no one's refusing to acknowledge the existence of shit, you just don't know how types work

🌌 mistyterrain

The sheer ignorance on display here, it's obvious you're just mad you're a normal type lol.

☣ deathtounova

how bout i karate chop your ass and we'll see how "not very effective" it is

🌌 mistyterrain

Typical physical attacker brutishness, resorting to violence as usual

🦧 return-to-mankey

didn't you claim you manifested the kyogre disaster in hoenn?

⚡ electrictypesfuckyeah

WHAT

🥀 cradilyzone

Actual professor here! Genetically, all humans are Normal types, though some of our relatively recent ancestors were Psychic. Part of what let us succeed as a species was reutilizing the brain power originally used for psionics to language and tool use. We do still have some vestigial psychic power that can be trained, though it's quite weak compared to most Pokémon. As for those born with psychic powers, this is considered nowadays to be like an egg move, passed down from parent to child. And no, obviously learning Fighting moves doesn't make you a Fighting type, there is no way for a human to change their type.

🌔 hexmaniac

my grandma became a ghost type

🔶️ bigjiggly

I-

🔞 mega-miltank

What about swimmers though, they're water type, right?

📀 HM-69

did you even read the post

🪴 n-did-nothing_wrong

Are we all just ignoring OP's url?

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Team Plasma apologist blog, opinion discarded.

🛗 mostlymukposts

This post single handedly evolved my Porygon-2

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hi guys look at me.. writing a fic. i got inspired when @shenniere was working on her absolute masterpiece and decided to write something for myself. she very desperately wanted a writing credit though so she wrote the second part lol.

yeah i guess i write fluff now idk the brainrot is back

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@d0vegum and I got a little bored of Red Wine for now, so we wrote a bittersweet one-shot separate from RWOY to hold us over instead. If you guys choose to read it, I hope you'll like it! This was entirely self indulgent and done in two nights, but we had fun.

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the cilan / burgundy brainrot is back again??? okay?? anyway drew burg

was listening a lot to timo räisänen as i was drawing so i’ve dubbed this drawing “alla är vi dumma i huvudet” :3

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S12 Round 1*

pretective boy

[This description has been modified for formatting reasons.]

since a fated meeting long ago, B has had a strong contempt for A, and she was vowed to get revenge on him no matter what it takes. however, when they meet again, A completely refutes what B has accused him of. invigorating her further. every time they meet, B constantly tells him what a monster he is and how she is going to ruin everything he’s ever stood for. A responds kindly, telling her he looks forward to it.

to everyone else, it sounds like B is just harassing A. but both of them are very good at getting under each others skin and A subtly pushes B to get more mad at him, seemingly for his own amusement.

during their journey as rivals, A becomes a much humbler guy from B’s hatred of him, which only makes B worse as she believes he’s doubling up on the lies she perceives him to tell. B says she hates A and yet she’s the one who watches his every movement, everything she says is about him and everything she does is in some way to catch his attention.

they both have strong ego problems, A believes he is above everyone but trying to seem low-key about it and B sees herself as below everyone and is trying to make up for it with aggression. they are, unfortunately, the only person who truly understands the other. which sucks for them as they both bear a lot of frustration for each other. though some’s are more hidden than others, and the same goes for their affection for the other, however the other way around.

Dad's little successor

A single father and his daughter. It's no doubt that family is the main thing keeping the man afloat. He's straightforward and serious, but whenever he's around his kid, you can finally catch him smiling. On top of everything, they bond over the same… hobby? Kid has a huge interest in her dad's job, dreaming about being like him when she grows up. And it's very likely, since she puts a lot of effort into following her goal. One problem is that the job may be pretty dangerous at times, and her dad is one of those parents that worries about every single detail in their kid's life, especially when it comes to their safety. Still, he wouldn't be able to bear hurting her feelings, so her talent and enthusiasm thrive as dad lets her take a look at real work he has to deal with, with the exception that he always stays near to be in control of any potential danger. One big problem is that the father hates his job. It sucks life out of him, and it's the actual reason for his strict personality. Outside of work, he's a loving parent always thinking about spending quality time with his child, sometimes doing embarrassing things for her enjoyment. However, at work he often deals with people's worst side. Aside from that, it leaves little to no space in his schedule for rest. All of this means that watching over his daughter participating in his job is a rare chance to spend time together. Not allowing his personal experience break daughter's dreams, he still can't help but stay focused at work. Sometimes it may seem like he's too cold about her achievements, but in the end he will always and let her know how impressive her work is and that he's proud of her.

*Ship does not have to be romantic.

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Sometimes, Iris' tendency to hug every pokemon she meets gets her in weird situations 🤭💕

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u can always make a batshit backstory for a minor character that barely appears its always morally correct

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Every so often I think about what a canon pokeani social media would look like. Ash posting near-constant "I lived, bitch" updates. Dawn ratio'ing people (she would. we all know this). Harley's social media presence as just a general entire concept (tbh he'd have started #HAF on his own). May's Expedition instagram stories. Gary's priv account where he probably posts academia snark. Misty taking those dating app fishing selfies. Cilan as a food blogger. Drew, who probably only reluctantly uses social media when he's under a coordinating sponsorship contract of some sort. Tracey art instagram. Clemont posting home-repair tutorials that nobody should follow under any circumstances. I just think that this is an important concept

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in finnish, the '@' symbol is sometimes referred to as 'kissanhnta' [cat's tail] or 'miau', 'miau merkki' [meow marks]. in the pokemon universe, i thought it might be cute if the '@' symbol were called 'the mew' or 'mew symbol'

considering both bill and professor oak would know about mew, i imagined a conversation in which this term was coined in which professor oak tries (and finally succeeds) at sending his first email.

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why is jessie so depressed

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lille vän 🥹

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“ta en vattenpistol” has basically the same energy as “DRA EN MARIO” honestly

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do team rocket get paid?

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why does he introduce himself as “ash from palett town” and not like. his name.

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why is jessie in her depression era