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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book

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you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

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What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

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Daniel Radcliffe and Matthew Lewis at WWF in 2000.

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Dutch “Cuddly Owl” finally caught on video. This bird has been cuddling the citizens of this town for a while. It likes to land and stomp on people’s heads.

Watch the video

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i want:

a new tattoo.

to be kissed.

to not be nervous about my future.

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Med plutonium tvingar vi dansken på knä

T må göra mig tänd, men Danska gör fan inte det

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It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

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I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

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Hey how many swords do u have

Sword of a lot