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“No homo” cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

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Scottish Twitter is fucking wild

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Team Rocket Bedtime Appreciation Post

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FINALLY

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you’re in so much t r o u b l e.

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According to Jewish bylaws, the millions of Brood that gestated and died in Kitty's vagina were Jewish. And because Beast killed off a majority of them with a uterus-bomb, it was technically a Holocaust.

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“Sloan is a tough guy to figure out. But ready or not… Here we… GO!”                                            [Dick Grayson\Batman | Earth-2: Society #1]

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Margot Robbie on the set of ‘Suicide Suqad’

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White Queen vs Cyclops by Kris Anka

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What The Signs Want.

Aries: A fight.

Taurus: A long ass nap.

Gemini: Lower college tuition.

Cancer: A hug.

Leo: Attention.

Virgo: World domination.

Libra: For bae to sleep over.

Scorpio: Just a shit ton of money.

Sagittarius: All of the above.

Capricorn: World peace.

Aquarius: To get turnt.

Pisces: A life without anxiety.

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X-Men Original Team by John Romita Sr.