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catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop

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two little dreemurrs jumping on the couch

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(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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Interesting timing, eh?

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(Minor FNAF SOTM Spoilers) . . . . . . . . . .

I can't believe Edwin fuckin whitewashed Dollie.

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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What a fun little secret :)

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This had me audibly cackling in the office

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did I do this right?

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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

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i saw this:

and thought it would be fun to actually work that out. so

^^^ every doctor who episode in chronological order

(pls let me know if theres any mistakes! i got most of the info from the tardis wiki so idk if its 100% accurate)

btw!!! the episodes are ordered by where they go FIRST in the episode :) (PLEASE STOP TELLING ME TO PUT UNEARTHLY CHILD FIRST THEYRE IN 1963 FIRS TPLEASEEEEEYEGEHFEHFYUFHGEUYS)

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It’s official!

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Wario Pharmacy - Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (2003)

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment