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EXO Dick Analysis Masterpost

Okay. And someone actually took me seriously and asked that… XD

Anyway, I felt that this needed a separate post, so here it is. To feed yours, and everybody else’s curiosity, here are some facts about the guy’s manhood. Dicks come in all different sizes; lengths, thickness, and appearance (if they have a small or huge dick head, straight or mushroomed, etc). Here are a couple of misconceptions I would want to say about dicks…

> Bulge size DOES NOT ALWAYS EQUAL dick size. The bulge can be that the guy has huge balls. The dick, if you wanna look for it in a bulge/when clothed, is a curve or bump, and it also depends if the guy’s hard or not.

> Like what I said earlier, dicks come in all varieties. If the guy has a small flaccid dick (flaccid dicks are dicks that are not hard), it DOES NOT MEAN that he already has a small dick when erect. There are guys who are ‘growers’, meaning that they may look small when flaccid, but are actually big when erect. Same goes for guys who have long flaccid dicks. They may be long, but they MAY ALSO be that same size or just a bit longer when hard.

> Dicks can get erect in many ways. They can curve up, curve down, or just be straight.

Now, let’s talk about EXO dicks, as promised. Before everything else, let me remind you that EXO members are Korean-Chinese. Asian men, statistically, have an average of 4.5 inches when fully erect. And West Asians (Korea, China, Japan), according to my research, apparently have smaller sizes compared to other Asian men (did you know that condom sizes in Korea are one size smaller? Their large size is medium for other Asians). Not to say that most of them are that long, others may even be longer (as proven in porn videos) due to genetics.

So… let’s star with the dirty business. Mind you, I will be ranking based on frequency of appearance (vs other members), appearance in uniformity (if it shows more prominently vs other members wearing the same thing), and size when seen. There are also pics where the members are hard. Why are they hard? I don’t know.

EXO According to BULGE size (just the whole pack in general): 1. Sehun 2. D.O 3. Baekhyun 4. Tao 5. Lay 6. Kris 7. Kai 8. Suho 9. Luhan 10. Chanyeol 11. Xiumin 12. Chen

EXO According to DICK size: 1. Sehun 2. D.O 3. Baekhyun 4. Lay 5. Kris 6. Tao 7. Kai 8. Chanyeol 9. Suho 10. Luhan 11. Xiumin 12. Chen

~~Crotch shots below to aid you~~

SEHUN – EXO’s maknae is gifted, no doubt. Ever since predebut, his friend from down under has already been taken notice. And looking at the curve, he’s bigger than most Asian men. In tight or loose pants, his dick has never failed to gain attention. Sehun really is blessed in front and the behind. His body is also the most attractive. What more could we ask from this maknae?

D.O – In the eyes of many, his manhood is underrated. People think he’s small, but he’s definitely not. EXO’s resident evil and manliness, the Soo bulge presents itself as a behemoth. He has a lengthy dick and big balls as well. Based on the pictures of his bulge, he’s thick. In loose or tight pants, his dick has been noticed almost all the time (actually since Wolf-Growl era. Should I thank puberty?).

(D.O was probably hard in the Lotte pic. It looked much thicker than usual.)

BAEKHYUN – The guy packs. He, along with other EXO members, have really tight pants (that insert in their inner thighs) to thank for showing off their goods. Baekhyun was really made for tight pants. His crotch is a healthy one, and wouldn’t disappoint.

LAY – Just like D.O, Lay is another member who’s lay-ing low (ehehe) in the fandom for his bulge, but is actually big. Unlike D.O, he’s been showing more signs even before Wolf came out, and yes, he’s impressive.

(Lay was hard in the first pic. Probably a morning wood since that happened in the morning)

KRIS – Kris’ dragon is one of the more famous ones in EXO. Kris’ stereotype as being one of the “ultimate tops” of EXO made his dragon noticed even more. Kris and Tao are the “bump” duo in EXO because when they wear bottoms, there’s an occasional bump on the crotch area.

TAO – Very popular bulge. His wushu stick is not one to mess with. Not as big as Sehun or D.O, but it definitely does not disappoint. Actually his size does not differ so much with Kris’ and Kai’s. As compared to Kai, Tao’s just appears more frequently than theirs. His bulge is healthy too.

KAI – At first, I thought it was kind of weird that people thought Kai packed a big one because I rarely see pics of his dick/bulge as compared as the rest. Well, it was when I realized that Kai is erect or half-hard in his bulge pics. Kai is the middle in the spectrum. His length is average for an Asian man, and based on the hard on, he’s around 4.5 or 5 inches. I guess we can call him a grower. There are pictures where you see nothing down there. That shows that he’s not really ‘big’ as compared to Sehun or D.O. His flaccid size is small, but is actually okay when hard. If you see carefully in the first gif (where he wasn’t wearing any underwear), those are balls and a small flaccid dick that stems right from the base or where the bulge disappears.

(Kai was hard in the second gif. You can see a prominent hard on you don’t see when he wears that costume in other performances. Kai was half hard in the two pics. Why did I say so? It’s because he doesn’t have them in other pics with similar outfits; his crotch was flat)

CHANYEOL – Chanyeol is a good example of someone who’s not so gifted with a bulge (because his balls are small), but do not underestimate his dick length. He is actually pretty lengthy. His dick is one of those that are longer than his balls. What puts him lower than Kai is because his bulges don’t appear as frequently. Starting from Chanyeol, the members that follow have rare bulging moments, meaning, they’re at the lower end of the scale already.

(Take a look at his bulge. You can only see the dick bump/line. This was what I was explaining earlier about dick vs balls bulging.)

SUHO – Suho packs a healthy bulge, contrary to popular belief, but is not as long as Chanyeol. He may show a bigger bulge, but the dick outline is not as long as those who preceded him. Healthy, and enjoyable to look at.

LUHAN – There is a significant bulge size difference (but not a huge difference) between Suho and Luhan. He’s on the smaller scale already, but it looks really attractive too. Despite his size, it’s a favorite to look at because of his huge fanbase.

(Luhan is semi hard at the last pic. There’s a prominent bump. When he wears the same pants in other performances, we don’t see this.)

XIUMIN – Xiumin is also one of the smaller ones. We don’t really get any pictures of it, but his body, being the best in EXO, sure makes up for it.

CHEN – There have been discussions about Chen’s dick, and sadly, he’s really put at the lowest spot. He’s not as big as Xiumin and Luhan, and his bulge really is rare to capture.

((All photos belong to the owners, and I do not claim them to be mine in any way))