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i think if you have a crush on someone that isnt into you the same way you should be able to throw up horrible black goo for about 10 minutes to make the crush go away

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comic I posted in 2021 that has only become more relevant since chapter 4

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silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys��️ enraged by a single sentence before

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what have you done. oh my love, what have you done. *coughing up blood in a mournful gurgle* I was always faithful to you. *the knife is twisted in my chest as you reverently lower my head to the cold ground* my love why would you do this

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why can he do that

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my jokes are very lowbar

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In relation to recent news.

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me, forcing all my followers to look at my hellblazer content:

u will look at him

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Trying to look at ratblr for happiness and squeaks. when muscle memory kicks in and im taken to ratblazer. And I get happiness and squeaks anyways.

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how it feels to be very angry abt something petty that doesn’t matter

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showstopping hibiki angles

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Kris gets heels in the lightworld saga

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