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GUESS WHO'S BACK

BACK AGAIN

WYRMSDOTTIR'S BACK. TELL THE COMPANIONS.

PROTIP: That ice up near Winterhold? It doesn't stretch forever. Also horkers are hella creepy.

And khajit don't pay out their bets either. Let it be known that J'zargo is a cheating furface. 

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I don't freeze because I'm not a poncy Imperial. 

Apparently my headdress isn't regulation

And neither is my warpaint.

They handed me a bowl of water and cloth and some scissors and told me to sort it out.

They must all burn.

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Okay so

halfway through vengeance spree

realised I forgot to put my clothes back on.

Nord resistance to cold leads to some awkward situations sometimes.

Apparently my headdress isn't regulation

And neither is my warpaint.

They handed me a bowl of water and cloth and some scissors and told me to sort it out.

They must all burn.

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I WILL MAKE NO SUCH PROMISES

Apparently my headdress isn't regulation

And neither is my warpaint.

They handed me a bowl of water and cloth and some scissors and told me to sort it out.

They must all burn.

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Apparently my headdress isn't regulation

And neither is my warpaint.

They handed me a bowl of water and cloth and some scissors and told me to sort it out.

They must all burn.

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Actually they mentioned something called 'sensual contemplation'

I joined the party priesthood.

Okay so

I went to the Temple of Dibella in Markarth today and they said they were looking for ladies and that i should consider it, and Erik laughed so hard I thought he was going to pass out

So

Long story short Basja can you forward all my correspondence to the Temple of Dibella in Markarth please.

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Look first of all Markarth isn't that bad, at least since the mine, uh, mysteriously closed. It's got some fantastic views and I'm pretty sure my dad went there's a lot to see and unlike most dwemer ruins it isn't full of horrible machines or Falmer.

Only mostly full.

Got to dash. Priestesses say it's time for induction. Guess we'll find out if the robes go with the headdress.

Okay so

I went to the Temple of Dibella in Markarth today and they said they were looking for ladies and that i should consider it, and Erik laughed so hard I thought he was going to pass out

So

Long story short Basja can you forward all my correspondence to the Temple of Dibella in Markarth please.

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Okay so

I went to the Temple of Dibella in Markarth today and they said they were looking for ladies and that i should consider it, and Erik laughed so hard I thought he was going to pass out So Long story short Basja can you forward all my correspondence to the Temple of Dibella in Markarth please.

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This hat. I need it.

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I like this guy's facepaint. It's stylish.

“Get this thing off. Or I’m going to rip your head off.”

“No.”

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A creation as magnificent as this is not for eating. Philistines.

Also

I need to get Thade and Basja and Esin on this thing.

And I will be most important because I WAS THE FIRST.

CAPITAL LETTERS! A SURE SIGN OF DOMINANCE.

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Esin you sneaky bosmer I know you're around her somewhere.

Anyway tumblr this is Esin he lives at Jorrvaskr and he's a Companion (kinda). Yes his chin really is like that, it's unfortunate. He collects crap like cabbages and he's pretty good at stealing stuff. He's a handy guy to have around.

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Also

I need to get Thade and Basja and Esin on this thing.

And I will be most important because I WAS THE FIRST.

CAPITAL LETTERS! A SURE SIGN OF DOMINANCE.

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I am the smartest mage ever

Figuring out how to get tumblr on a dwemer crystal was difficult but WORTH IT.

And at least I didn't randomly vanish. Let's just say there's a reason the Mage's College is like six people. Honestly this is why they need me to hold their hand all the time.