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hey. so don't send me shitty call out posts in my inbox. I could really care less. especially when I don't even know the people. k? thanks.

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@n1atruc sent in - frozen peas. that's what you feed ducks. frozen peas. they love them, and it's good for them, too.

"what do you mean? you give them bread." wait... why were they talking about ducks? marko was hunting, he had a poor dude's neck under his boot. "how do you even know what ducks eat , dude? are you like... the duck whisperer?"

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𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐒   -   seasons  2  sentence  starters.   adjust  phrasing,  pronouns,  etc.  as  necessary. may contain spoilers!

look at you, you're gorgeous.

i think you've done an excellent job.

it's the universe, not some fancy wallpaper.

i'd hate to see you getting into any trouble.

i'm very good at forgiveness.

i brought your mail.

don't give them bread, you idiot. ducks shouldn't eat bread.

do you ever just think what's the point?

what's the point of it all?

was it always this easy?

anything going on i should know about?

got anything for me?

frozen peas. that's what you feed ducks. frozen peas. they love them, and it's good for them, too.

you remembered.

holy shit.

hey, you.

what am i doing here?

what are you doing here?

it would be great to know where here is, and also who you are, and also who i am.

can i come in?

just get in!

that's not something you see every day.

it's called hot chocolate. you drink it.

so, you don't know who you are?

i'm me. i just don't know who me is.

you don't recognize me?

you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all, and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person?

i have no idea what that feels like.

what makes you say that?

whoa, this is... this is amazing.

i just know that it's incredibly awful.

most things are fine in the end.

that's so sad.

sarcasm. we'll work on it next time.

you're funny. i love you.

i find it kind of hard to forget things.

what's the problem?

i feel like your exactly and my exactly are different exactlys.

what i need is for him to be nowhere near me.

i would love you to help me.

i'm asking you to help me to take care of him.

you're on your own with this one.

just breathe.

i can't do this. i'm just so angry.

you misunderstand me.

want some wine?

i don't drink.

well, i need a drink.

i have enough judgement in my life already.

must be nice, to have someone at home who cares where you are.

i was sort of hoping that we'd have a chance to talk.

don't even think about it.

you want a big, "i think i said the wrong thing," sort of apology, or can we take that as said?

i'd like the apology, actually.

you were right.

i want a proper apology.

you need to stay here.

you're safe here.

i am not your friend.

you should know why you're about to die.

god has abandoned you.

we're not killing anyone.

you startled me.

you're in trouble.

are you making fun of me?

mind if i come in?

so you do understand i'm threatening you?

oh. you're crying.

i'm pretty sure i'm in love.

she hates me.

it's not your job to sort out my doomed love life.

i saw it in a richard curtis film.

what do you know about what i want?

i know you.

you can stop grinning.

you haven't annoyed me yet.

might as well get comfortable.

are you trying to tempt me?

so whose side are you on?

why didn't you just say so?

you know, you really used to be awful.

how do you feel about sudden rain?

we're not friends. we barely know each other.

do you need a lift somewhere?

i'll be very, very careful.

i'm ready to go.

nothing has to change.

that sounds lonely.

i'm perfectly happy.

i don't believe my relationship is any concern of yours.

get out. now.

but it's pretty.

i don't care. just be quiet.

this... this is all my fault.

it's fine. people die.

you'll kill yourself.

i'm here. i'm here.

that was very kind of you.

mostly i just use it for twitter. and grindr.

you're upset and you're acting like it's my fault.

i don't know why you're angry with me.

i'm not angry with you. it's not about you.

i suppose i owe you an apology.

i'm not that kind of person.

i'm not your type.

you have no idea.

that could've gone better.

you have no idea the trouble you're causing me.

he hates you.

that was very kind of you.

shut up.

things could be worse, and they will be.

having a rough one?

i could always put in a word for you.

you'd do that for me?

that was a very nice thing you did for me.

forget it, will you?

we should not be here.

what's the matter with you?

i'll be honest, that wasn't unpleasant.

you read too many books.

did you miss me?

are you actually going through with this?

there will be sandwiches.

there is literally nothing that would get me there tonight.

you leave me with no alternative.

i'm not prepared to talk about it.

we are in hell.

you will regret it forever.

why the change of heart?

you've been together long?

you got a husband? or a boyfriend?

other people's love lives always seem so much more straightforward than our own.

what? what is it?

do you want a glass?

you're being silly.

have you thought of just talking to him?

let there be light.

i hope i'm not causing too much trouble.

i really am sorry. is there anything i can do?

jump out that window.

it hurts to remember.

what else do you remember?

do you want a hot chocolate?

you're really nice.

don't thank me.

no one would believe you anyway.

what are you planning?

wait and see.

give me coffee or give me death.

i'm going home and gonna drink myself senseless and have a good cry.

for once in your life, trust somebody.

i'm so glad you're here.

i know i'm really upset. why don't i feel upset?

i'm losing my fucking mind.

was it my fault?

i know i'm hard work.

i'm not afraid of hard work.

i think you're overestimating how much trouble we're actually in.

i have no intention of harming you.

this is all because of me, isn't it?

i said i would protect you, and i will.

will you shut up?

i won't leave you on your own.

why didn't you go?

you're in danger.

why don't you stand up for yourself?

you aren't trying to trick me, are you?

why would i be trying to trick you?

you are not welcome here.

you look like a murder hornet. or a snake.

you don't frighten me.

i've spent my life being scared of things. i'm done with being scared.

you are nothing, [name].

you're unloved and unlovable.

you're a nobody, and you'll live and then you'll die, a nobody.

you wanna come in here and say that to my face?

i'm going to get into so much trouble.

does what you say make sense in your head?

i don't trust him.

we can't stop them.

what do we do?

desperate measures must be taken.

what did you just do?

this could get very messy.

funny old world, isn't it?

you came back.

no wonder nobody could find you.

you're perfect.

why did you want to meet me here?

it's a pity we'll never speak again.

no one can ever know.

i like this song.

every day something is getting closer.

i don't actually know what to say.

no one's ever given me anything before.

i just found something that mattered to me.

that's really sweet.

just don't tell anybody about any of this.

how can you think about that after all this?

let's say goodbye forever and pretend none of this happened.

wherever [name] is, is my heaven.

if you leave you can never come back.

i may need you.

you're not helping, angel.

why are you telling me all this? i don't understand.

you never say what you're really thinking.

take all the time you need.

it's probably best if i start off doing all the talking, you do all the listening, 'cause if i don't start talking now, i won't ever start talking, right?

hold that thought.

i have some incredibly good news to give you.

i think i might've misjudged him.

you're honest, you don't just tell people what they want to hear.

we're better than that. you're better than that.

you don't need them.

tell me you said no.

i can make a difference.

we need to get away from them, just be an us.

you and me, what do you say?

oh [name], nothing lasts forever.

good luck.

work with me. we can be together.

i... i need you.

i don't think you understand what i'm offering you.

i think i understand a whole lot better than you do.

then there's nothing more to say.

do you hear that?

i don't hear anything.

you idiot. we could have been... us.

i forgive you.

don't bother.

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i never thought i'd ever have to make a post like this.

i never thought i would be fearing for my own life in my own household. i am taking up commissions to save up for an apartment to move out of a very toxic environment asap. because the cops won't do anything in my state about the person literally physically attacking my s/o and threatening me. unfortunately this person has wiggled their way into our own place , living rent free and not paying bills. ( they were only supposed to stay for a weekend to use MY internet to do things on their phone because they do not have it. ) it's been almost a month and because this person was very close to my s / o ; literally her blood sister , hadn't seen them in a long time ... the cops won't do anything to kick them out because they are now considered a tenant . and the magistrate WILL not give out a protective order on her because they are blood sisters and they refuse to leave because apparently they have no where to go. ( not given information about this at the time of the invitation ). but they blow up over the smallest things ( like me changing the wifi password to deny them using it. they don't pay for it. it's under my name - i pay for it. ) they tried to fight me over it. tried to harm me. over . internet. they refused to let me use it all last night ( it was set up in the living room ). so i'm tired of living in fear.

commissions will probably take 4 days to a week depending .( maybe less ! ) but know i will get them to you! you can commission through my ko-fi or dm me for cashapp or paypal! i mainly work with gifs ( i just love gifs )

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$8 us. dollars for a 150 gif pack! $10 for a 200 gif pack!

examples below :

promo graphics.

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Alex Winter - Marko

The Lost Boys (1987)

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@newfngs sent in - ‘you’re fucking with me.’

a smirk danced across his features , a tilt of his head. "am i?" he slipped his arm around his shoulders before moving onto his lap. okay maybe he was fucking with him. "come on , mikey.... I'm bored. let's go hunting."

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@pierprincess sent in - ‘you and I… we’re not so different.’ 

he yawned softly , back stretching as she spoke. a hand came down , scratching the exposed skin of his stomach before finally looking over at her. "you think so , huh? I beg to differ , princess."

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@pierfangs sent in - ‘I know you better than you think, marko.’

the young vampire looked up at him , chestnut eyes softened in moonlight. "you don't know me...." he whispered , moving slightly from david's side. but the older was probably right... "what do you think that you know of me , david?"

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character emoji challenge: 🤣🤗😉😯🤪 asked by @comicbookvillain ➞ Bill & Ted in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)

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@newfngs sent in - ‘I guess we could classify this as ‘quality time’.’

a smirk graced the vampire's youthful features as they stared over at the other , legs gently kicked off the edge of the pier. "what's a matter , michael? don't want to spend time with me?" he leaned back , resting his head on his arms that curled and rested behind his head. chestnut eyes glanced up at the dark haired one. "don't like me anymore?"

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@pierfangs sent in - ‘give ‘em hell, buddy.’

"i-i don't think i can...." he whispered , hiding behind the taller one. his eyes flashing the deadly yellow as he felt the rush of rage and hunger wash over him. fingers tangled into the fabric of the black jacket the other wore. "david... i can't do this....." yet fingers dug deeper as he felt like he couldn't take the hunger - it was like his body was screaming - a fire in his throat.

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@twistedfngs sent in - “ give ‘em hell, bud. ”

"i'll tear their fucking eyes from their fucking head and make them eat them!" he hissed as he looked down at his kicked over bike. the fuck was these damn sufer's problem? did they not know who the fuck he was. who the fuck they were. marko slowly leaned down , picking up his bike slowly with a low growl - trying to polish out the scratch with the sleeve of his jacket.

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house of ashes  - the dark pictures anthology  sentence starters change tenses/pronouns as needed !!  some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying     tw ;  language ,  war ,  death ,  drug mention ,  religion mention 

‘I don’t know where i’d be without you.’ 

‘don’t you think it’s about time you came clean?’ 

‘all’s fair in love and war.’ 

‘I didn’t mean for you to find out like this.’ 

‘with all due respect, I think that’s the wrong call.’ 

‘quit being a bitch!’

‘I’ve got a real bad feeling about this.’

‘I wish you’d reconsider.’ 

‘it’s been a long time since we last saw each other.’ 

‘not a day went by when you weren’t on my mind.’ 

‘I’ve missed you so much, (name).’

‘how we left it … things weren’t so great between us.’

‘we’ve been through worse. a lot worse.’ 

‘I wish I shared your optimism.’ 

‘you wanna ask me something. I can tell by the look on your face.’

‘you’re fucking with me.’

‘you got any other surprises you wanna drop on me?’

‘that’s gotta be about the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.’

‘I don’t know about you guys but something doesn’t feel right about this place.’

‘so is that this women’s intuition I keep hearing about?’

‘I don’t believe in curses, the tooth fairy, or santa clause.’

‘fuck. we’re so fucked.’ 

‘I won’t do it. this is not right.’

‘stay the hell away from me.’

‘you better not miss.’

‘you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.’ 

‘I fucking knew it. I knew you weren’t ready for this.’ 

‘you didn’t see shit!’ 

‘I flunked history at school.’ 

‘tell me you don’t feel something…’

‘I don’t feel shit.’

‘we need to get out of here right now!’

‘you want the good version or the bad version?’

‘what the hell are you? what do you want from me?’

‘are you okay? are you hurt?’

‘I’m pretty good at looking after myself.’

‘I guess we could classify this as ‘quality time’.’

‘doesn’t this remind you of old times, (name)?’

‘maybe you don’t know me as well as you think.’ 

‘after you left, I learned to deal with pressure.’ 

‘do you not watch horror movies?’

‘you didn’t hear that?’

‘I didn’t hear anything.’ 

‘you can’t blame yourself.’

‘we’ve both made mistakes.’

‘I didn’t make it easy on you, (name). I know that.’ 

‘I don’t think either of us expected to be out of each other’s lives for so long.’

‘I’ve missed you, like you wouldn’t believe.’   

‘maybe there’s hope for us after all.’ 

‘there you go, reading my mind again.’ 

‘you always were a good guy. maybe too good for me.’ 

‘I want you back, (name).’ 

‘we were pretty damn good together.’ 

‘I know you better than you think, (name).’

‘admit it, there’s someone else, isn’t there?’

‘give ‘em hell, buddy.’

‘you gotta stop struggling!’

‘do you believe in god?’

‘you wouldn’t believe me even if I tried. hell, I don’t believe and I was there.’ 

‘come on, you’re jumping at shadows!’ 

‘whatever you think you’ve seen, it’s bullshit.’ 

‘take a mental picture and snap the fuck out of it!’

‘you got us into this mess, you better get us out.’

‘you wanna repeat that? that’s what I thought.’ 

‘I’m not sure of anything anymore.’

‘in battle, these things are often difficult to judge.’ 

‘are you on fucking drugs?!’

‘we’ve lost enough today.’ 

‘we can get through this, but only together.’

‘I’ve seen their weakness. they burn in sunlight.’ 

‘like any living being, they can be killed. a stake through the heart.’ 

‘we do this together, okay?’

‘what the fuck are we up against?’

‘never before have I ever seen anything so vicious.’

‘do you believe in demons?’ 

‘if you had asked me that before, I’d have laughed in your face.’

‘like you, I also never believed. but look around you.’ 

‘I don’t want to hurt you!’

‘there’s no point in fighting. not anymore.’ 

‘after all we’ve been through? thanks a lot!’

‘we fought it together and we won.’ 

‘I hope you’re a believer. when those things come back, you’re going to need a higher power to pray to.’ 

‘if I gotta fight these things, there’s no one else I would want by my side.’ 

‘cut the bullshit, (name). I know you and I know you care.’ 

‘trust me, you wanna get that shit out in the open.’

‘why is it that no one ever tells it straight? everyone just makes up bullshit to get by.’ 

‘if we die down here? maybe that’s what we deserve.’ 

‘‘fuck’ doesn’t even start to cover it.’

‘there’s no such thing as luck.’

‘do you mind?’

‘I’m glad you’re here.’

‘how did I know you were going to say that?’ 

‘gee, thanks, (name). you ever think about going into motivational speaking?’ 

‘that’s gotta be about the dumbest question I have ever been asked.’ 

‘I guess I just wanted to let go. you know, be someone new.’

‘you think it bothers me what they call me? i wear that shit like a fucking badge of honor.’ 

‘you and I… we’re not so different.’ 

‘please. please don’t leave me down here alone.’ 

‘don’t quit on me now!’ 

‘truth is so overrated.’ 

‘if you turn, it won’t be you I’m killing.’ 

‘I know you can do it, (name). you just have to have hope!’

‘you’re screwed enough as it is! if you stay with me, there’s no hope for you at all.’

‘(name) could lose his own ass if it wasn’t pinned on him.’

‘embrace the suck.’ 

‘you follow me, or you stay here and rot.’ 

‘it’s good to see you, (name). I thought we lost you.’ 

‘that’s not (name) anymore.’ 

‘you worthless pile of shit!’

‘the enemy of the enemy is our friend!’ 

‘well this looks like the worst place in the goddamn world.’ 

‘I don’t mean you any harm. I swear.’ 

‘honestly? I’m just glad to see a human face.’

‘my father once told me that if something looks like shit, and it smells like shit, you don’t have to taste it to know that it’s shit!’ 

‘I think you need to give your mouth a rest.’ 

‘every time you say something smart, you follow it with something dumb.’ 

‘hope is all we got left.’

‘funny how you can know someone for years and never really know them.’ 

‘a time will come when you will deeply regret this manner.’

‘I don’t carry regrets.’ 

‘it’s like nothing I’ve ever seen.’ 

‘not exactly honeymoon material, is it?’

‘my sole objective, (name), is to make you happy. doesn’t matter where we are or what we’re going through, I’ll always put a smile on your face.’

‘I thought I lost you!’

‘thanks for looking out for me.’ 

‘I can’t pretend like this didn’t happen.’ 

‘I still love you, (name).’

‘I knew you would always be there for me.’ 

‘I wanna try us again.’

‘I can’t turn my back on my past.’ 

‘if I didn’t give you a chance, I’d always regret it.’

‘you fucking deserve each other.’

‘I can’t end up like this.’ 

‘we are being judged. god is punishing us all for the mistakes we’ve made.’

‘we all have our reasons, they don’t have to be profound.’ 

‘I don’t even know what the fuck I’m doing here.’ 

‘I can hear you thinking.’ 

‘start believing, (name). we’re gonna get out of here and see the sun again.’ 

‘we’ll stand together. it’s the only way.’ 

‘in this place, everything’s possible.’

‘I thought you were dead.’

‘keep your head clear of everything but the task ahead. it’s the only way we’ll live.’ 

‘secrets keep you sick.’ 

‘if you need me, I’m here for you.’ 

‘I’ll always love you.’ 

‘you’ve come to join the fun.’

‘we’re not out of the woods yet. but what I see in front of me, you’re the best. fuck that, the best of the best.’

‘there’s too many of them!’

‘it’s been interesting knowing you.’

‘you’re late and you look like shit.’

‘I’m going to make sure those things stay buried in that hellhole where they belong!’

‘I’ll have to live with that.’ 

‘I learned not to rely on anyone but myself. I was stronger than all of them.’ 

‘I’ll never get used to this job.’ 

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i did a thing. i swear it's gonna be my last blog.

@bridelyfngs

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for anyone that hates the new dashboard

script for the old dashboard

script for the shop button and minor tweaks

redirects tumblr for you to following

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killing zombies gives me total wood! ♡

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