sky-walkerem

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wasting disease available as a print || ko-fi

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wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?

i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .

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It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.

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????

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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oh you don’t want me? Only because I look unhealthy and speak in riddles?

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Neil Josten:

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i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

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dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

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never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

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i should be able to curl up and fall asleep without it giving me back or neck problems

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the fun thing about subscriber counts on tumblr is that if you don't update a blog ever, basicaly no one will unfollow it.

I've got 13,000 followers on a blog that hasn't updated since obama was president

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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?