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friend is trying to sell her car bc shes moving to a state with vehicle inspections and her prius lives in defiance of god. anyway so shes cleaning it out at my apartment complex bc we have dumpsters and her roommate forgot to pay the trash bill. i will be liveblogging my experience watching her do this and you will understand why i refuse to help her
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clinically diagnosed O.C.D. OSTENTATIOUS CUNTY DIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And of course also the terrors.
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#I LOVE DOING THIS#yall ever dunk a plant in water too and hold it up as it drains then dunk it again#its so much fun#and plants LOVE THIS SHIT#plants
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hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)
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Images from the No Kings protest on Saturday, June 14, 2025:
Minnesota:
Chicago:
San Diego:
Dallas:
Seattle:
San Francisco:
Philadelphia:
Los Angeles:
(source 1, source 2, source 3, source 4, source 5, source 6, source 7, source 8, source 9)
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best part of this piece so far. I'd like to think they were besties and Appa is a bit of a gramps <3
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tbh it's kinda funny when a lesbian helps a trans girl transition like yeah you would want that to happen wouldn't you
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FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious
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one of the cafes I go to sometimes has a loyalty card that says “coffee addict” on it. and as a recovering addict this immediately transported me into an alternate universe where bars have loyalty cards that say “ALCOHOLIC” right in the middle. would that be fucked or what
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a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.
it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please
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I've seen some unhinged complaints in Steam reviews before, but I just ran into one that gave a game which contains no dialogue the thumbs down purely on the basis that it doesn't have voice acting.
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