skyeblueone

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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any time someones makin cookies or bacon i have to be like “ever think about how you make cookies but you cook makeys” and “wild how you cook bacon but you bake cookin” and ill tell you friends and neighbors it just gets funnier every time

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Just learned about recency bias, coolest thing ive ever learned about lol

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Stop looking back at yourself with such disdain it's literally more cringe than whatever you were doing wrong back then

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pull your boxers down we need to talk.

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cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

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lets go to the beautiful land of jerking off.... everyone all together.... take my hand. no not that one. that ones busy.

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the amount of single use plastics that our society produces is actually so upsetting to me because all those petrochemicals could have instead been used to power my terrible machines

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if youre not in school anymore and are looking for ways to get out of the house more go to the nearest "hip" coffee shop you can that has a bulletin board with flyers on it for local events and attend any and all the ones youre able to ESPECIALLY if they're free. this is the only actionable advice that has worked for me

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episode 16 of haikyuu sports anime episode of all time

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bookmark designs i did for kaicon!!! planning to add inarizaki and shiratorizawa next yr hehe

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably

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Sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

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I am not looking respectfully or otherwise. I amm dissociating you are in the way

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inside you there are two loads

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ash, how long did it take you to finish the brothers karamazov? i can’t wait to read!!!!!

it took me months but only because i wanted to sit with it. the brothers karamazov isn’t really something you rush; it’s heavy, so so brilliant and it lingers. i swear some passages stopped me in my tracks for weeks. you’re going to love it, it feels like you’re reading god and the devil argue in real time