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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent
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never related to authors being like "childhood is such a blessed innocent time", catch me with that jane eyre shit like "such dread as children only can feel" and "I then sat with my doll on my knee til the fire got low, glancing round occasionally to make sure nothing worse than myself haunted the shadowy room"
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theres a body part called "the pussy" that you can reach if you are noble spirited and pure of hheart. i heard about it from the high elves
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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
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god didn't give me a dick because i would read poems & get hard and then everyone would be mean to me
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can't tell if i just need a hug or to get hit by a car
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being cool is when you know algebraic topology and linguistic reconstruction and medieval islamic theology and the poststructuralists and quantum physics and old poetry and queer theory and chinese history and 3+ languages (real knowledge, not wikipedia shit). you can't be cool without learning all of that. but if you do, everyone will agree you're cool and you won't have to work on any of your negative personal qualities
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i need to get laid. laid to rest
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no more situations i've had enough
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk
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[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish
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