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only one little cubie.

because it is only one little cubie

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happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

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i know your are gay it is okay

ID: Orange and white tabby laying down and winking

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Happy 24-6-01!

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when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

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i used to have no hope for the future but now i'm thinking. i want rich people food. i want rare sirloin steak. i've never had sirloin steak in my life. i think i want to try it before i die.

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This comic was inspired by a post that I cannot find [redacted rant about how much tumblr's search function is the closest there is tho pure evil]. So you know, if anyone has that post hand it I will actually make you a silly litltle doodle.

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Gotta do Saturday work this afternoon so I am wearing a bra (unusual for these week-end days)

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why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

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Mom says stfu or we’re not going to Dairy Queen

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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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millions missing? billions dead?

christianity is a cool and normal religion that sends things like this to people unprompted for cool and normal reasons

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Aaaaghgghhhh

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lobber need a fucking break from it all

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Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it’s just… Social media. That’s it. Social media and news sites. And I’m tired of social media and I’m tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

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