skyefyre

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LFGGGGGG

Finally got my boy Jelfonzo’s tableturf card. I’ve been hunting for this for way too long like it’s literally only a rare are you squidding me😭😭😭

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Ok bruh I might be convinced to main decavitator

You just can’t get double kills like this with the stamper or wiper and I’m already starting to put my reflexes with my modded wiper back into this. Y’all r gonna see a different monster on the field soon.

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So I decided to run a shift while the Triumvirate was happening and it actually went really well! Peaked at EVP 110 which is a lot for me cause I only rlly pick up shifts at Grizzco when I’m flat out of money and need some asap.

Also had an INSANE grillers wave 3 and got 56 EGGS IN ONE ROUND. That’s some of if not the most eggs I’ve ever seen in a single wave.

Plus I got a sick photo of these guys emerging

ALSO LMFAOOO I WON THE GRIZZCO LOTTERY COINS FOR DAYS

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Rainmaker is worse than clam blitz you genuinely can not change my mind.

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No because this is literally what half of y’all look like posting ab this weapon thief literally nobody can catch a single trace of

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Another video from the challenge that went down the other day!

Kraken is literally so good at getting the tower through the final push. It feels so cheesy but I’m a scummy fighter so imma keep using it LOLLLL

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Was running out of equipment for turf so I ordered some more splat bombs. Just got a notification that the package is in good condition and on the way

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HOW? HOWWWWWWW?

IM SO TIRED OF ELITER BRUH WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST ONE SHOT AN ACTIVATED KRACKEN????

SOMEBODY CHECK THIS SQUIDS WEAPON FOR ILLEGAL MPU SLOTS OR A CHARGER MOD OR SOMETHING???

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Ok this thing low-key fun as shell..

Might have a new regulation turf weapon main…

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WHATS UP CHUMBLR

Your favorite menace is BACK with another BATTLE REPORT!!! Melody and I played some of the Extreme Jump challenge that was going on, I actually called outta work for it LOLLL.

BUT FIRST

Melody told me about how the Decavitator was pretty similar to my modded wiper and I should try it out since I can’t really sneak a modded weapon into regulation.

Turns out I really like the thing! It was super fun to mess with especially in this challenge, but I ended up switching to the Cometz Octobrush for the remainder of the challenge because I’m pretty proficient with it and it’s actually surprisingly good for the jump challenge.

Highlight Matches:

These were some of our best matches of the day! Unfortunately Melody had to leave before my last 3 matches, but we still had a great time!

I also filled out my challenge card again! IK it’s not really that tough but my schedule is prettttyy tight and I rarely actually get to do this (hence me literally calling out of work for this).

GAMBLING HERE I COME

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They have historical levels of swag, not to mention they are a top tier supplier. Better than that fuck ass alterna drone could ever muster in its mechanical dreams.

cipher splatoon you have to stop. your bitches too bad. your swag is too different. theyll kill you

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I love their music so fkn much bruh actual non-binary icon I love you Acht

DAY 28!!

This game has so many DAMN QUEERS!!!

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Bro shoot them a message or something I’m sure they’ll understand you missed the interview cause your apartment got clogged by brain wash fluid 😭😭😭

yeahhh i'm... definitely not getting that job at musselforge fitness,,, missed the interview during the whole sanitized ink apocalypse debacle. still gonna see about a gym membership tho.

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Blasting the Yoko and the Gold Bazookas discography on my way to a WIP turf map and it’s giving me IDEAS bruh

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HOLY SHIT OH MY COD I PULLED BIG MAN

IVE FINALLY COMPLETED THE DEEP CUT SET THANK CODDDD IFOFBDBDHDBVE

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HONESTLY ! the biggest red flag , is NOT booyah-ing back . I AM SO . TIRED . OF NOT GETTING BOOYAH'D BACK . you can SPAM " ouch ! " like a BABY , but you CAN'T press the down button , ONCE , and BOOYAH BACK . IT'S NOT THAT HARD BUCKO-ROONIE .