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this sounds like my grandmother

I am a woman looking for an English only speaker that will want to watch a 30 minutes video in fake gibberish English made in 1986 that makes fun of a particular class of predominantly British type of turist that you will encounter if you go to any guided tour in any part of Europe

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in the face of adversity, remember boobs. they'll get you through it

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I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

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they should make it easier to cuddle cute girls 😔

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wifeweeks may be one of my favourite units now

more transfems should post about how much they love their wives i think. if you are a transbian you need to be producing at least one "i love my faggot wife" post per week (if you're poly, one per wife per week)

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lay your head in my lap and let me play with your hair :)

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So do people realize that we aren't building new train tracks when we expand the amteak network, I have multiple times seen people say that we shouldn't expand the network because it would destroy protected lands, which would be a fair criticism but Amtrak doesn't build new tracks, we use existing tracks. We are not destroying protected lands, we are using land that has already been clear for a century

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im so tired i need to pass out in a pile of girls

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hey girl are you strawberries because I like strawberries

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oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill

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okay I'm imagining it

"One must imagine Sysiphus happy"? Ermmm are you sure about that? How about instead: "One must imagine Lizziah kissing you". Huh. Yeah thats what i thought.

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it was somebody who had a heart attack, and argued that his heart stopped, which was the definition of death in local law, meaning he served his sentence. It was not successful, he did not get out.

I'm aware that a failed execution does not get you out of the death penalty but do y'all think if someone pulled a Jesus they'd let them go?

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reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

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smh the blastalloy is more efficient for gay ingot alloying

hi sorry to tell you this but we put your gf in an EBF

yea shes gonna be cooked at ev voltage

with nichrome coils even

nooooo how couldd youuu

i'll add some oxygen in there so she can breathe at least :3

im sure that will have no negative consequences and will not melt my gf faster into a hot ingot of gay

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You’re either meowing with me or meowing against me